Cardinal
Of The Kremlin
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Briefing a bunch of pax in the mighty Beech:
Me: "In the unlikely event of an emergency, pull the red handle, the door will come inside, turn the exit and discard it out the window"
Idiot A: "You want me to do that now?"
Me: "No, in the unlikely event of an emergency"
Idiot A: "Oh, ok."
Idiot B: "But I don't get it"
Me: "What don't you get?"
Idiot B: "Does the exit have a parachute?"
Me, stifling laughter: "No."
Idiot B: "Then what's the point of having an exit back here?"
At that point I could no longer contain myself, so I tramped back to the cockpit. One want's to evacuate a fully functional aircraft, the other want's to exacuate in flight - I presume they're both still wondering.
Me: "In the unlikely event of an emergency, pull the red handle, the door will come inside, turn the exit and discard it out the window"
Idiot A: "You want me to do that now?"
Me: "No, in the unlikely event of an emergency"
Idiot A: "Oh, ok."
Idiot B: "But I don't get it"
Me: "What don't you get?"
Idiot B: "Does the exit have a parachute?"
Me, stifling laughter: "No."
Idiot B: "Then what's the point of having an exit back here?"
At that point I could no longer contain myself, so I tramped back to the cockpit. One want's to evacuate a fully functional aircraft, the other want's to exacuate in flight - I presume they're both still wondering.