Mom gets upset on a PDT flight

[jetstream]

As the aircraft levels off at cruise the girl looks over at her mom and announces " I want to be a flight attendant when I grow up".

 

[JohnnyP]

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Maybe this explains why we have almost as many FA's sticking around until they can retire as we do capts. I know of at least one FA who said she has felt the good vibrations several times and just sits there and enjoy's the ride.

Do you really want to paint a visual picture of those senior PDT mamas "enjoying" the ride????

 

[avl_pilot]

Couldn't help myself...I like's em experienced!!:beer:


And if my wife reads this, I've been drinking heavly all day, sorry.

 

[Dilligaff]

PDT's 'crack' team of maintenance technicians are now modifying all their Dash's to vibrate at the same frequency as the offending aircraft!

 

[whatfuelpolicy]

Methinks that the mom on the flight may not know that her precious little girl is a freak and probably has her downstairs pierced. It usually works that way. Every girl I have ever "dated" whose parents were bible-thumpers, was a naughty naughty naughty little s!ut.

My .02

 

[Prop2Jet]

If she liked that try the Saab in Beta!!!!

 

[pgcfii2002]

I love women!!!

 

[crzepilot]

I love Jerry Falwell up der in LYH! I now know how they get all those beeotches to strip down in ROA...You Piedmonsters never cease to amaze me.

 

[FlySacto]

Ok I'm not sure how to say this, but I do know that this actually happened. The other day on a PDT flight from LYH to CLT a mother and daughter got on board w/the mom telling everyone "god bless you" to every passenger that would look up at her. Moments after take-off the mom walks up to the FA and tells her that she was going to sue the airline. Naturally, the FA asks why she is upset. The mom proceeds to tell the FA that the vibrations from the plane had given her teenage daughter multiple orgasms and the mom even went as far as to place pillow's on her daughter's seat in an attempt to muffle the vibrations. Just thought I'd share this to everyone who thought they had heard it all.

Just moments after take-off? Sounds like these guys weren't messing around, went direct CLT and pushed it hard. Who says you've got to take the long route to get the job done right.

 

[b19]

To the crew you are my new heroes, talk about a story for the interview "tell me about a time when".......