Mom gets upset on a PDT flight

[pgcfii2002]

Somehow I see this turning into a PFT argument.......

 

[Sig]

Occam,

You've made me laugh out loud on many occasions. This is by far the best one ever.

Thanks,

Sig (risible indeed)

 

[jvrac]

Let me be the first to say... Giggity!

 

[Soverytired]

Thank god! I finally know how to give a woman an orgasm . . . take her to work!

(on the other hand, who cares about giving a woman an "o" anyway?)




This could explain why so many f/a's stick around in such a crummy career though.

 

[General Lee]

Ok I'm not sure how to say this, but I do know that this actually happened. The other day on a PDT flight from LYH to CLT a mother and daughter got on board w/the mom telling everyone "god bless you" to every passenger that would look up at her. Moments after take-off the mom walks up to the FA and tells her that she was going to sue the airline. Naturally, the FA asks why she is upset. The mom proceeds to tell the FA that the vibrations from the plane had given her teenage daughter multiple orgasms and the mom even went as far as to place pillow's on her daughter's seat in an attempt to muffle the vibrations. Just thought I'd share this to everyone who thought they had heard it all.

She probably had an extra one when she saw that WSurf was the Captain....oh wait, that was a fart. That is all he seems to be able to muster (gross!) from women.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[walshsfly]

yeah and what exaclty would those riddle guys do with a chick like that. Probably give her a flight jacket, a top gun special edition DVD, and see if she wanted to split some student loan payments at their sausage fest frat parties. WOOHOO!!!!!

Did you not get accepted to Riddle? Does it hurt? Or are you just a CFI that thinks he is god, and we should all bow down to your excellence in aviation, because you are apparently the best thing in a plane.... next to the lav.

 

[Berkut]

I opened this thread expecting to see two things:

1. Someone saying "giggity"
2. People debating on how she should log it.

 

[John Pennekamp]

Giggity giggity!

 

[Sawmill]

You said "log"...hehehe

 

[avl_pilot]

I don't have a link, but I did hear that an incident report was filled by the capt. I did hear someone say that in the report the capt. wrote that since he was married he didn't know what to do for the daughter. It could be me, but ever since this came out I've noticed that when I'm deadheading I see more and more FA's "unable" to serve on flights as they sit very happily in their jump seat.