Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays Announcement to Pax

[WhiteCloud]

Bah! Humbug!

 

[pilotmyf]

Merry Christmas, for the rest of you-----Deal with it!!!!!!!!!.

 

[SpatialD]

The Continental FO wished us Merry Christmas on the PA yesterday.

Dec 25 is Christmas - whether you celebrate, belieive, give a shart, or not. So when someone wishes you a merry Christmas, it's just a gesture of good will on a day that has some significance to the well-wisher if nothing more. If you can't appreciate that for what it is or if it offends your beliefs, values, etc., then I'd say you're the intolerant, fundamentalist bigot. Stop hating and be kind people - and merry Christmas.

 

[SpatialD]

Hahahahahaha... EO, I am prepared to have your children.

You don't intend to eat them, do you?:erm:

...sorry, that just slipped out - hope you can take a joke.

 

[pilotmyf]

Things capt. megadeth worries about:
Paying my mortgage
Getting a raise
Affording to live in an increasingly expensive city
Job Security
Being able to have a healthy child
Staying healthy so I can keep flying
Being able to enjoy life

You guys/gals that worry about nativity scenes and $hit like that obviously have too much time on your hands.

Things pilotmyf doesn't worry about:
1)Megadeath's worries

Sounds like you have time for flight info, so you should add it to your list,
Merry Christmas

 

[lurker]

I've got to say, I think this retarded O'Reilly 'war on christmas' is way overblown.

I've always said happy holidays, not to be PC, but because there are MULTIPLE HOLIDAYS!!. Thanksgiving, christmas, New Years all are included during this timeframe, as well as other religious holidays.

Get over it. If anyone here is being overly sensitive about it, it's not the liberals (of which I am a proud member). It's the wingnut wackos like O'Reilly and his imagined war.

Nobody is keeping him or anybody else from saying merry christmas, so I hope he says it until his lips turn blue, and he passes out. But if I or anybody else wants to say happy holidays, then to hell with him. Retard.

 

[Iceman21]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are agreeing to these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.




This is what my lawyer came up with to keep my butt out of the courtroom. Enjoy.


BTW. Merry Christmas. Is it really all that hard to say it the right way?

 

[Shrek]

"Merry Christmas" is what will be heard in my airplane.........

 

[Ride Orange]

http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html

Play this over your PA!!!! Hilfreekinlarious!

 

[SpatialD]

That is pretty funny.

And Iceman, just as a courtesy I wanted to let you know that I'll be printing your post for my greeting cards this year (ref. 'freely transferable clause').

Merry Christmas to all, and enjoy your eggnog.