Actually being a contract F/O on a 2Otter would be a pretty greate gig, in Nepal, top of the world! Obviously you have never flown anything bigger than your P/C, because if you did you would know the above is pretty cool. But you haven't so you don't and that is the ultimate truth. Here is a hint, if you want to see how small your weiner is, use a mirror with magnifying feature feature, it will allow you to see past the enormous belly filled with pizza and Mt Dew Code Red.
So howz that refinery again? Big ole DAL got handed a bunch of Yugos and had the wool pulled over their eyes by some good ole boys from Texas. Valuejet buys a bunch of Yugo grade planes, gets bought by a company name LUV, LUV does the math and decides to sell them via the David Hannum concept, "A sucker is born every minute" DAL is like a 5 year old with $20.00 in a candy store, they bought sour gummi worms.
Sorry fatboy, your corporate fanboy club for DAL is crumbling, they are just like every other company, run by people who make good decisions and bad ones too, the fleet of Yugos flown by $195.00 per hour Captains and gassed up by a clapped out refinery are just a couple of the bad ones.