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Whataburger

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I know we all make mistakes, but I thought this was pretty funny:

10. Bunch of fat guys seated on the right side of the plane made us vector east.
9. We get paid by the hour.
8. Mapquest always takes you the long way, am I right, people?
7. Tired of that show-off Sullenberger getting all the attention.
6. You try steering one of those airplanes after eight or nine cocktails.
5. Wanted to catch the end of the in-flight movie.
4. Activating autopilot and making occasional P.A. announcements is exhausting.
3. According to our map, we only missed our target by half an inch.
2. For a change, we decided to send luggage to the right city and lose the passengers.
1. Thought we saw balloon boy.
 
Sad. Everyone thought pilots were God after the Hudson, and now we're back to being perceived as idiots again.....
 
Isn't it such a nice feeling that the profession you worked so hard to get into is just a punch line to the rest of the country?
 
2. "They were on the job and were too busy cheating on their wives to notice...well, maybe we shouldn't bring up cheating on wives"

1. "They thought they would chase some tail out to the east even though they are marr.....well, maybe we shouldn't bring up chasing tail while being married."
 
wonder how long their suspension will be?
 
Isn't it such a nice feeling that the profession you worked so hard to get into is just a punch line to the rest of the country?

I don't think you should be offended with jokes from a d0uchebag like Letterman.
 
naw...they'll get they're jobs back. What FAR says you can't have a laptop open...could just as well been the USA Today. Punishment doesn't fit the crime. They shouldn't be any kind of scape goats.
 

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