Let's Hear it Folks ! You Might be a FR8DOG if......

[727C47]

you pass Santa Claus at 30 West

 

[727gm]

you might be a freight dog if:

you prevent the caterer from removing the old catering when they're loading the new catering in HKG or PVG.

you refer to your occasional pax flights as "cargo appreciation flights".

the captain comes back up front after changing into her matching top&bottom jammies.

the kids with their teacher at the remote African airport are more interested in the the captain's waist-length hairbraid than her commentary on the large aircraft the are standing in the shadow of.

 

[727gm]

you might be a freight dog if:

You know where the "Five Stains" is, and have eaten Thanksgiving dinner there in the lobby.

you (from a friend) look around the cockpit of your aircraft at the novel switch-locations/radios/nav packages/etc. and say "Am I type-rated in this thing?"

when upon arrival at the cockpit for your jumpseat and seeing the soothing grey panel, friendly round instruments, and FE panel, you get a warm-fuzzy feeling because tonight you're going to ride in an AIRPLANE!

 

[tubineotter]

you have stolen hot sauce off of someone else's used room service tray on the way down the hall of the hotel.

or possibly sat down and cleaned up there left overs after an all nighter somewhere of ill repute

 

[Booster]

you have stolen hot sauce off of someone else's used room service tray on the way down the hall of the hotel.

Ahhh The Freight Dog 2:30 AM buffet

 

[NERVOUS]

Ahhh The Freight Dog 2:30 AM buffet

F*** A those French fries are delicious! I don't give a good godamn where they came from!!