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You might be a Freight Dog if...

You realize you will be flying an empty DC-8 back from Germany, so you arrange to have your beer palatized and waiting for you on the ramp.

The line boy makes more anually than you do.

You're happy to be back at YIP.
 
good ol' Ypsitucky;)
 
Hi!

If...your airline is in CASS?

CLiff
YIP
 
How many fr8gt dawg places are in the CASS systems? come on Cliff that is not the mark of a fr8gt dawg. I know USA Jet is in the final testing phases of a fully company paid CASS system and should be on line by Feb 1st this year.
 
You clearly stated airline....that doesn't cut the mustard.

How about your jump seat priveledges are controlled by how many beers you offer the PIC.
 
when the islamabad federalies are giving you a hard time over the N-number being off from the scheduled aircraft, so the FE grabs the manifest and tells him that if he wants his damn tents he will chill the f**k out or we will take this bird back to kuwait with all the free stuff the white devils are giving you.

no joke.
 
you might be a fr8 dog if...

...you check flight info at 0808am local before going to sleep for the day...

...when you go to sleep for the day, it's in a room in the hanger.
 
If you've ever...

...flown with a captain that insists on staying in the moderate ice at 4k when tops are 5k, clear above, because after years of smoking, he can't handle the "higher" altitudes.

...been "intercepted" by one of your company's Lr-24.

...had ATC call out traffic at "6 o'clock and closing rapidly...I think it's your company lear that just cancelled."

...been flipped-off by a lear pilot...while in flight.

...been mooned by a cowoker in flight...who was in another aircraft.

..."Riding along to gain experience in the aircraft" on an empty -91 leg while the actual crew was sleeping in the back.

...asked for and recieved a "deck-check" in PTK.

...flown directly over the top of ORD at 10.5k, after cancelling IFR and flight following (we're squaking 1200...cya) because captain doesn't want to go to PTK via JOT.

...had to declare an emergency because your plane got hit by a SAM 14 after take-off. (Hat's off to the DHL dogs!!)

and my personal favorite is...while describing your current duties to a potential employer, they look at you as though you've just farted!
 
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