Layover shenanigans...........

[WNRHD17]

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler....it's a red Swingline.

 

[Ty Webb]

OK, I'm feeling pretty @$@%#^ old, but what's the name of the flick?

 

[Dash8]

office space

 

[Dash8]

squawk 7500 part deux

Qualifications?
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
You said rape twice.
I like rape.
Charming. Sign right here.





Oh boys, lookie what I got here
Hey! where a da white women at?

 

[wmuflyguy]

D@mn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

But not all chicks dig money.

The kind of chicks that double up on a dude like me do.

good point

 

[Kream926]

my name is Roger Murdock, im an airline pilot

 

[WNRHD17]

Excuse me, I was just passing by and thought you might like some coffee.

Oh thank you....won't you sit down?

Cream?

No thanks, I like it black.....like my men.

 

[WizardPilot]

Have you ever been in a turkish prision?
Do you like movies with gladiators?

 

[willfly4fuud]

I don't want a large farva, I want a liter cola!

 

[Groundpounder]

I don't want a large farva, I want a liter cola!

What's a literacola?