Layover shenanigans...........

[PCL_128]

peter gibbons, you've led a trite and meaningless life, you're a very bad person

Ahh, another one of my favorites.

Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.

 

[Kream926]

pc load letter?

 

[Kream926]

Do I look like a cat you ya boy, am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly!

do i drink milk from a saucer?

 

[Dash8]

You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright.

 

[freeflyer14]

Hey Peter-man, check out channel 9, its the breast exam!!!

Things go well, I'm gonna be showing her my "O" face...Ohhh...Ohhh...you know what I'm talkin about.

Bob #1 Michael...........Bolton?
Bob #2 Any relation to the pop singer?

 

[PCL_128]

Bob #1 Michael...........Bolton?
Bob #2 Any relation to the pop singer?

"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman."

 

[wmuflyguy]

--HEY!! Peter man!!!

--Can't you jsut come over and not act like we can hear each other through the walls

 

[ackattacker]

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

 

[wmuflyguy]

2 chicks at the same time, man.

 

[jbDC9]

D@mn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.