Layover shenanigans...........

[aviatornick]

[font=Arial,]I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy[/font]

 

[Dash8]

Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.


Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Mike?
Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA.
Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos?
Thorny: They think I'm Mexican.
Rabbit: You're not?

 

[flatspin7]

Litering And.... Litering and....Litering and.....

Smokin the Reefer

 

[Dash8]

I'm freakin' out man!

 

[WizardPilot]

"Smokin the Reefer"
"Ohhhh, Man!"

 

[wrigley23]

Ursula: "are you guys drunk?"
Foster: "Noooo....I'm sober as a bird. (pause)....ok I'm drunk"
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Rabbit: "So you're going to set my country music award on fire?"

 

[C172gal05]

These boys get that syrup in them and get all antsy in there pantsy

Do I look like a cat you ya boy, am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly!

LOL

 

[WNRHD17]

"Pull over!"
"He's already pulled over!"
"Pull the vehicle to the side of the road!"
"He's already pulled over! He can't pull over any farther!"

"Do you smell that, Rabbit?"
"What's that?"
"Fear...."

 

[UGAflyer]

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

Rabbit: Oh, look, a bar of soap. (lifting soap out of coffee)
Farva: oohoohoh sh!t. I got you good, you foker.

Mac: What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target's crotch]
Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0247745/quotes

 

[Dash8]

squawk 7500

peter gibbons, you've led a trite and meaningless life, you're a very bad person

 

[PCL_128]

peter gibbons, you've led a trite and meaningless life, you're a very bad person

Ahh, another one of my favorites.

Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.

 

[Kream926]

pc load letter?

 

[Kream926]

Do I look like a cat you ya boy, am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly!

do i drink milk from a saucer?

 

[Dash8]

You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright.

 

[freeflyer14]

Hey Peter-man, check out channel 9, its the breast exam!!!

Things go well, I'm gonna be showing her my "O" face...Ohhh...Ohhh...you know what I'm talkin about.

Bob #1 Michael...........Bolton?
Bob #2 Any relation to the pop singer?