Layover shenanigans...........

[aviatornick]

[font=Arial,]I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy[/font]

 

[Dash8]

Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.


Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Mike?
Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA.
Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos?
Thorny: They think I'm Mexican.
Rabbit: You're not?

 

[flatspin7]

Litering And.... Litering and....Litering and.....

Smokin the Reefer

 

[Dash8]

I'm freakin' out man!

 

[WizardPilot]

"Smokin the Reefer"
"Ohhhh, Man!"

 

[wrigley23]

Ursula: "are you guys drunk?"
Foster: "Noooo....I'm sober as a bird. (pause)....ok I'm drunk"
___________________________________________________

Rabbit: "So you're going to set my country music award on fire?"

 

[C172gal05]

These boys get that syrup in them and get all antsy in there pantsy

Do I look like a cat you ya boy, am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly!

LOL

 

[WNRHD17]

"Pull over!"
"He's already pulled over!"
"Pull the vehicle to the side of the road!"
"He's already pulled over! He can't pull over any farther!"

"Do you smell that, Rabbit?"
"What's that?"
"Fear...."

 

[UGAflyer]

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

Rabbit: Oh, look, a bar of soap. (lifting soap out of coffee)
Farva: oohoohoh sh!t. I got you good, you foker.

Mac: What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target's crotch]
Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0247745/quotes

 

[Dash8]

squawk 7500

peter gibbons, you've led a trite and meaningless life, you're a very bad person

 

[PCL_128]

peter gibbons, you've led a trite and meaningless life, you're a very bad person

Ahh, another one of my favorites.

Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.

 

[Kream926]

pc load letter?

 

[Kream926]

Do I look like a cat you ya boy, am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly!

do i drink milk from a saucer?

 

[Dash8]

You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright.

 

[freeflyer14]

Hey Peter-man, check out channel 9, its the breast exam!!!

Things go well, I'm gonna be showing her my "O" face...Ohhh...Ohhh...you know what I'm talkin about.

Bob #1 Michael...........Bolton?
Bob #2 Any relation to the pop singer?

 

[PCL_128]

Bob #1 Michael...........Bolton?
Bob #2 Any relation to the pop singer?

"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman."

 

[wmuflyguy]

--HEY!! Peter man!!!

--Can't you jsut come over and not act like we can hear each other through the walls

 

[ackattacker]

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

 

[wmuflyguy]

2 chicks at the same time, man.

 

[jbDC9]

D@mn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

 

[WNRHD17]

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler....it's a red Swingline.

 

[Ty Webb]

OK, I'm feeling pretty @$@%#^ old, but what's the name of the flick?

 

[Dash8]

office space

 

[Dash8]

squawk 7500 part deux

Qualifications?
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
You said rape twice.
I like rape.
Charming. Sign right here.





Oh boys, lookie what I got here
Hey! where a da white women at?

 

[wmuflyguy]

D@mn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

But not all chicks dig money.

The kind of chicks that double up on a dude like me do.

good point

 

[Kream926]

my name is Roger Murdock, im an airline pilot

 

[WNRHD17]

Excuse me, I was just passing by and thought you might like some coffee.

Oh thank you....won't you sit down?

Cream?

No thanks, I like it black.....like my men.

 

[WizardPilot]

Have you ever been in a turkish prision?
Do you like movies with gladiators?

 

[willfly4fuud]

I don't want a large farva, I want a liter cola!

 

[Groundpounder]

I don't want a large farva, I want a liter cola!

What's a literacola?