It's FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! - Worst thing you did on an overnight....

[LegacyDriver]

What is the *WORST* thing you have done on an overnight...?

Mine is related to weight. I can't reveal more.

LOL

 

[Problow]

Co Pilots girlfriend stayed in my room after he passed out.

 

[AA717driver]

Co Pilots girlfriend stayed in my room after he passed out.

I always thought that was a GOOD thing... TC

P.S.--The worst things I've done on an overnight were things that didn't happen but could have been disasterous. Yeah, I'll admit I ride a moped, too.

 

[G100driver]

What is the *WORST* thing you have done on an overnight...?

Mine is related to weight. I can't reveal more.

Did the Jetway collapse? :laugh:

 

[leardawg]

I was dragged along into going to a topless dancer club once (as a married man, I normally don't do that, although I went to more than a couple in my single days). I figured "what the hell; there's no harm in looking." As I walked across the parking lot, I suddenly had the notion to take off my wedding band, not because I expected any kind of action, but because it made me feel self-concious. I stuck it in my pocket. When I went to pull out my wallet to pay the cover charge, the ring popped out and rolled along the floor for quite a few people to see (including dancers) as I chased it. I'm sure more than one or two were thinking "What a scumbag!". Talk about someone "up there" trying to tell me something!

It was embarrasing, but I still had a good time. Haven't been to one since!

 

[stratman560]

I was dragged along into going to a topless dancer club once (as a married man, I normally don't do that, although I went to more than a couple in my single days). I figured "what the hell; there's no harm in looking." As I walked across the parking lot, I suddenly had the notion to take off my wedding band, not because I expected any kind of action, but because it made me feel self-concious. I stuck it in my pocket. When I went to pull out my wallet to pay the cover charge, the ring popped out and rolled along the floor for quite a few people to see (including dancers) as I chased it. I'm sure more than one or two were thinking "What a scumbag!". Talk about someone "up there" trying to tell me something!

It was embarrasing, but I still had a good time. Haven't been to one since!

So that was YOU! Damn Leardawg, you were having the most fun out of all the people there. I thought they would never get that pile of stripper off you! Ha, just kidding man.

My experience also involves a strip club.....hmmmm...starting to notice a pattern here.... In Calgary Canada and we always have to drive our owners and their friends around after they get back from fishing so they can go to Caesar's Steakhouse, eat and get lit and then go to the French Maid (Stripclub). You've never rolled in style fellas until you pull up to a stripclub in a 10 pax van baby! There are some interesting activities inside that involve a looney and a moist area on a stripper south of the equator (for those of you who have been there, you know what I mean). I won't go into intricate detail but I walked away with a t-shirt and a couple autographed posters which I left in my hotel room.

 

[SheGaveMeClap]

What is the *WORST* thing you have done on an overnight...?

Mine is related to weight. I can't reveal more.

LOL

Must have taken home the fat chick at the end of the night, huh?

 

[Raskal]

A waitress from a restaurant about 500 feet from the hotel we stay at waaay tooo often...

 

[SCT]

This may or may not be true:

Met a nurse from Ohio in SAN on an overnight. Had a fun evening and things progressed. Next morning, she was walking to the bathroom to get dressed and catch a flight back to OH and her boyfriend. Only problem is she had a perfect red hand print (which may or may not have been the size of my hand) on her behind. This was several hrs later. I didn't have the heart to tell her..........

 

[Flyingdutchman]

stripclubs in Canada are the best !!! you don't have to tip the damn wh***** !

 

[Flyingdutchman]

What is the *WORST* thing you have done on an overnight...?

Mine is related to weight. I can't reveal more.

LOL

I'm sorry your wife is over weight

 

[leardawg]

Must have taken home the fat chick at the end of the night, huh?

"I went to bed at 2 with a 10, and woke up at 10 with a 2!..."

 

[LegacyDriver]

The jetway held but that wasn't an overnight! LOL

 

[Chicken Taco]

Did the Jetway collapse? :laugh:

I've met LD's girls, and one thing that I can say is that he doesn't do porkers. Or pork doers, or something like that

Anyway, no fat chicks or chicks with dicks for him!

My worst on an overnight involved being removed from a strip bar (in Canada of course) on the last night that my company ever overnighted there. I wasn't even wasted, just made a gesture involving a rolled poster and the ASL sign for a-hole that a dancer considered too obscene. This in the same club where a different girl once asked if she could pee in my empty beer glass. The Canuks seem to have interesting definitions of obscene. The story of the last crew to get tossed from Flesh Gordon's has since become something of a legend..

..CT

 

[falconpilot]

TLH has college girls that are fond of APU parties... To long of a story to tell.

 

[SoundBarViolatr]

Andersen AFB in Guam and Rota Spain are two spots in the world that will have Crew Members fighting for the easy rotation out. I've lost count of the times when we would be rolling into the hotel lobby fresh from the ranch when other Crew members are checking out. ("so thaaaattttssss what shoulder harnesses are for!" as the FE passed out and fell towards the panel...then violently jerked back by his harness).

Worse experience was in Frankfurt Germany when I was lured by "Helga" the hottie. $50 to get into an enclosed part of the bar that showed some porn and some promise of play with Helga. Little did I know that the $50 was just for the room. Needless to say, this GI was thrown out of the Weinerfest. Oh well, the "Stairs" kept me entertained for the rest of the night.

Semper Per Diem,
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