we all get a little frustrated at times, but i try to think of how much worse it could be.
You could be shoveling coal in a mine somewhere, where every 6 months, a mine collapses and everyone and their brother is watching on the news thanking themselves that its not them in that mine. But forget the fact that its those miners that a bringing us a power source that powers the damn TV they are watching anyways.
Or you could be a blue collar laborer, whos only solice every day is the first cup of coffee at 5 AM, and the one and only beer consumed around 6 right after work before he goes to sleep to get over and do it again.
You could be a school janitor, walking around pushing a broom and cleaning up 5th grade puke.
You could be a lawyer, spending 12 hours a day at the office, then 4 more hours at home just to figure out how you can suck all the blood out of the deepest pockets, or how to set a known guilty man free, yeah thats honorable work.
Or you could be a dentist, walk over to a chair, put someone into pain, give them a bill and then do it again for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
You could be a nascar driver, but then you spend 150 days away from home, pay based on performance, hated by most, loved by a few.
You could be a limo driver, but might as well put a sign on your forehead that says "i'm somebodys professional bored bitch",
You could work at the sewage plant, waist deep in waste all day cleaning the water that goes back out to wash our clothes, cars, lawns, and fills up our swimming pools.
You could be a pop star, but you limited success for 12-18 months will end you up in rehab, on the cover of every "celebrity bible", shaving your head, and having your kids taken away because your personal life and bad decisions are public entertainment.
You could work on an assembly line, enough said. You could be a shrimp boat captain, but that only comes true in movies.
You could be one of those guys up in Alaska who leaves his home for 5 months at a time to live on a swaying bunk bed risking his life to provide for his family just so fatasses back in the mainland can stuff their faces with crab meat.
You could be an investment banker, yeah pays good, but who wants to sit around and talk about the money you dont have and are trying to get all day.
You could be a game show host, but after botox and facelifts keep you young into your 80s you find yourself suicidal, under scrutiny for sex scandals, or doing colonial penn life insurance commercials.
You could be a porn star, get laid and get paid, but your back would hurt after 8 hours of sex a day, then you get the coke addiction.
You could be Rosie O' Donell
You could be a fluffer.
You could be a restaurant manager, continually having to retrain zit faced pot head kids who wont show up to work on time, and having to listen to the complaints of overweight america because your employees screwed up their order.
You could be a gas station attendant, all the free slurpies, cigarettes, and chips you can handle.
You could be an astronaut, ok yeah that job is awesome.
You could be a farmer, working sun up to sun down feeding animals, picking through ******************** and worrying how your going to stay in business if there is a freeze, flood, or any other natural disaster.
Basically all jobs suck. The only other job i would rather do is
A)work at a record store
B)start my own show like jackass.
I hate to sound like an sjs backpack toting frosted hair newbie, but we get paid to fly airplanes. Yeah its a big responsibility,and theres more too it, but when you really break it down, we get paid to fly an airplane. I love my job and i am getting sh** on as a reserve at one of the worst regionals. but i understand that with hard work and patience, one day this will be hands down the only job i would want to do. Yeah its not the high paying glorified job like it was in the 60s, but who cares. If your not happy beeing a pilot F***** quit! Enough said.
disclaimer, there might be some missspeelllings, grammar errors, and or typos. I was typing rather quickly!