I Hate Women!

[Flyingdutchman]

I need to vent a little!

Are there any women out there who are not all f*cked up in their heads ?

Are there any women out there who wont turn psycho on you after 3/4 months ?

Are there any women out there who wont wake you up every damn day at 5 AM with their psycho phone calls ?

Are there any women out there without way too much emotional junk in their trunk ?

 

[Zipperhead]

I thought I was the only one with that problem!! If you find one who is normal and she has a sister, let me know......

 

[Flyingdutchman]

They all have issues man! All off 'm ! I just don't get it

 

[91100 100 set]

With all due respect, maybe if "they" are "all" crazy, maybe it's you?

Just kidding you...

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Im crazy for sure, not psycho though ....

No matter how nice or supporting you are too them, they always turnout too be psycho or have some major issues..

 

[satpak77]

actually there are women with no issues...look at family tree and that will clue you in....believe it or not, there are good looking ones with no issues, but there are few and far between, and they are not at the bar or on match dot com either

just gotta dig for them

 

[Xav8tor]

Let me explain it this way: Women are like airplanes. Any increase in "performance" comes at the expense of a decrease in stability. Those sleek, sexy, high performance models also have substantially higher maintenance requirements.

 

[Photoflight]

No.

Its been a long standing theory of mine that though all women aren't psycho they all carry a psycho virus which...when triggered spreads throughout thier body faster than ebola. The effects of said virus are well known. The outbreak can be triggered by anything from a toilet seat in the wrong place to a phone failing to ring. However over 50% of all cases are caused by something the girl calls a "friend" This "friend" likes to make up stories about what might be going on if you are out of eye sight or communication for more than 7 minutes. This in turn stresses out said girl and the virus outbreak begins. There is little that can be done to stop the spread of the virus...my personal response is usually the overconsumption of some sort of alchoholic beverage so that I won't become infected by the diseaseas well as ceasing any sort of contact with this person for a few days is generally considered "easier" than talking to her. After that physical contact may resume however it is best to stear clear of any sort of verbal communication that the lingering effects of the virus may construe as an attempt to rekindle the relationship.

 

[PHXFLYR]

I need to vent a little!

Are there any women out there who are not all f*cked up in their heads ?

Are there any women out there who wont turn psycho on you after 3/4 months ?

Are there any women out there who wont wake you up every dang day at 5 AM with their psycho phone calls ?

Are there any women out there without way too much emotional junk in their trunk ?

Uhhh.....NO!


PHXFLYR

 

[Photoflight]

Let me explain it this way: Women are like airplanes. Any increase in "performance" comes at the expense of a decrease in stability. Those sleek, sexy, high performance models also have substantially higher maintenance requirements.

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thats awesome.

 

[MarineGrunt]

I've also found that the shorter they are, the more psycho they get........

 

[Xav8tor]

I've also found that the shorter they are, the more psycho they get........

Perhaps that is where the term "wingnut" comes from. (well, one meaning anyway).

 

[dojetdriver]

I've also found that the shorter they are, the more psycho they get........

By bizarre coincidence, the more psycho they are the better they are in the sack. Weird.

Dutchman, maybe you are ghey and don't know it yet.

 

[Geronimo4497]

Crazy/Pshyco = Fun

Stable = Dead Wet Fish


Your choice, but I'll take the first one, but not for more than a few weeks! imp:

 

[WhiteCloud]

Let me explain it this way: Women are like airplanes. Any increase in "performance" comes at the expense of a decrease in stability. Those sleek, sexy, high performance models also have substantially higher maintenance requirements.

Great analogy! When maintentenance requirements get too out of hand it's time to move on to a different frame and start a fresh line in the logbook.

 

[BenderGonzales]

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make a chubby woman your wife!

 

[John C. Holmes]

"There all crazy , you just have to find the least phsyco one "as my friend Bling puts it best

 

[Turtlesfly]

You could try the local Baptist Church

 

[FOover]

Stop dating the FA's!!!

 

[Hung Start]

I found me one,,, well, mostly. Married for 32 years. Supported the life on the road, building a business, etc.

But, truthfully,, every once in a while,,,off she goes!!!

Just read the paper and not listen. My advice! Just warm up the old palm, because it is not going to be a "fun" night!!

 

[FedEx1]

Ya know, I have a buddy that looks for girls to date at Hooters. He tries for the 24 year old types, and he is well into his 40's. And he can't figure why none of them want to date him?!? He's my buddy, but he looks like the actor in the movie "The 40 Year Old Virgin." Same hair and everything.

Look for more mature gals, early 30's are great. They have the toys, the moves, and the means.... oh, but first check the medicine cabinet for Zoloft, Prozac, etc. And yes, stay away from the f/a's for crissake.

And if she does go off, DON'T mention that it might be the monthly thing, unless you want to see her go into hyperspeed psycho.

 

[MASH4077]

you should join the GPA

You should join the Gay Pilots Association! As for me, i'll stick to women.

 

[flyboyzii]

Let me explain it this way: Women are like airplanes. Any increase in "performance" comes at the expense of a decrease in stability. Those sleek, sexy, high performance models also have substantially higher maintenance requirements.

That is hillarious!!!! .....and sooooooooo true ROFLMAO!!!

 

[Dumbluck]

Just say No! to F/A's, they take phyco to a institutional level.

All women are crazy, (except Mom)
the key is to find one with a level of crazy you can put up with.

Goodluck, I'm pullin for ya, were all in this together- Red Green

 

[jetstream]

After becoming mothers, many women forget they are wives!

"Men are born of women, then spend the rest of their lives seeking their approval and acceptance."
Dr. Laura

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

After becoming mothers, many women forget they are wives!

"Men are born of women, then spend the rest of their lives seeking their approval and acceptance."
Dr. Laura

Anyone quoting Dr. Laura or Dr. Phil should be banned.

 

[CFIT]

Remember; if flys, floats, or fuXXs, it's cheaper to rent!

Also; show me a man who is willing to sleep with a flight attendant and I'll show you a man who is too lazy to jack off!

 

[dukeflr]

"I like women-because some of them are so pretty, and a few are intelligent enough to appreciate me." - Robert Ruark

One of my favorite quotes.

 

[fogrunner]

Do what a lot of the guys I fly with have done (not me). Get an Asian or S. American girlfriend I guess they are far more accomadating. However do not bring them to the US, if you do, it goes down hill pretty quick.

 

[dojetdriver]

Do what a lot of the guys I fly with have done (not me). Get an Asian or S. American girlfriend I guess they are far more accomadating. However do not bring them to the US, if you do, it goes down hill pretty quick.

It's actually pretty simple. Bring them to the US. When you go on a trip, take her to your mom's house. She can water, feed, and walk her. Just don't let her watch Oprah or Dr. Phil. When you get back from your trip, go back over to mom's and pick her up.

By the way, bring mom flowers for girlfriend sitting for you while you are at work.