Human Heads on Southwest

[chase]

GL,

Part of our new promotional campaign

"Heads fly free"

Further investigation showed they were Delta Skymiles Medallion members looking for some cheap transport. Delta was going to charge them $30 for the first head and $50 for all others. SWA mad 'em a a better offer.

 

[4 Fan Trashcan]

GL,

Part of our new promotional campaign

"Heads fly free"

Further investigation showed they were Delta Skymiles Medallion members looking for some cheap transport. Delta was going to charge them $30 for the first head and $50 for all others. SWA mad 'em a a better offer.

Post of the day.

 

[General Lee]

GL,

Part of our new promotional campaign

"Heads fly free"

Further investigation showed they were Delta Skymiles Medallion members looking for some cheap transport. Delta was going to charge them $30 for the first head and $50 for all others. SWA mad 'em a a better offer.

Please quit your side job as a joke writer for Leno.... And, looks like those heads didn't go nonstop as advertised. But, good comeback regardless. Bravo!

Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[T B O N E]

They all died while waiting for a non-blackouted date on redeeming their SkyMiles.....

 

[chase]

GL,

They were headed to LBB or ELP...they couldn't make up their minds.



cheers

 

[waveflyer]

There are always great places to walk on European layovers. I usually take a 2 hour nap initially, wake up and hit the gym, and then go on a nice walk and grab lunch. Then, after seeing some sights, go back to the hotel for a brew with the crew, grab some dinner, and then get a restful sleep. That works at almost every layover. The ice cream on the way home is "icing on the cake" for another great trip. I never get tired of it, unlike going through ELP twice a trip like you do...


Bye Bye---General Lee

a walk under the Eiffel has nothing on running from the Juarez Cartel!
;-)

 

[Flyer1015]

Not a good day to lose one's head.

It's a shame they weren't more....... headstrong.


They'll never be the major........ head of a corporation.

 

[mt2]

Candy came from out on the Island
In the backroom she was everybody's darlin'
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side


Doo do doo do doo do do doo..

​

 

[navy737]

Dead Headers......

 

[say again]

haha, you guys are a riot!!!!!

 

[booo]

Unfortunately, none of them were aviation corporate heads, as they should have been. If Southwest had kept their heads this wouldn't have hit the press. Some of them may have been snake heads, but none of them probably made "Head of the Class", let alone "First Class" since Southwest doesn't have one. They were not properly labeled; so someone didn't have the brains to ship them properly. But at no time did anyone lose their heads over the situation, they just gave the fed's a head up on it. I'm gonna head for the bed now, got a heads up from scheduling I may have to deadhead to work tomorrow. Hope I don't forget my brain bag!

 

[satpak77]

I still don't see anything wrong with LBB. ELP, ok. LBB, come on, just go visit the Red Raider ladies on campus.....

(if you are into ladies that is....)

hey, to each his own

 

[waveflyer]

Some of my funnest layovers have been in the itty-bitty towns- it's all about the people your with
;-)

 

[AeroDork]

(if you are into ladies that is....)

I don't think he is. He says he has a hot rich wife, but then he's also pushing 14,000 posts on here. If he was into ladies (or really had a hot rich wife), you'd think he'd put the computer away and....I don't know....maybe do something with her.

 

[waveflyer]

His ass got too big eating ice cream on 12 hr legs to do anything w/ her- you know- you heart has to be able to pump your blood if you want to get it up-
that's now the pool boy's job

 

[satpak77]

you guys are killing me. Why can't we all get along? where is the Pilot Brotherhood ? One Family One Fight, etc etc ad nauseum.

(rhetorical question...)

 

[Captainzero1]

These are pretty heady days we are living in.

 

[Tejas-Jet]

The pitches keep coming from all directions...the General can't keep up.

 

[A-V-8]

how about this for spin: The one scab to cross a spirit picket line was a retired delta capt.

lmao!

 

[ackattacker]

Not a good day to lose one's head.

It's a shame they weren't more....... headstrong.


They'll never be the major........ head of a corporation.

That's not the way to get ahead in life.

Ok, that'll do.

Ok.