How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

[Flyingdutchman]

one name, one team...

lightbulb alpa!

 

[JediNein]

And one to post about how they just spent the morning discussing how many light bulbs needed to be operational in order to fly and how an unneeded bulb needed to be 'disconnected' and placarded "inoperative", not "inop" per the regulations. Ugh! At least I got paid to discuss light bulbs.

Fly SAFE!
Jedi Nein

 

[Flyingdutchman]

so how much is a bulb rating these days? 10K at simcom?

 

[bafanguy]

ROFL indeed...

was it a PFT pilot replacing that bulb? hmmmm makes one think..

No, I think it was a "scab" who changed the lightbulb so anyone seen with lightbulbs in his flightkit must be a scab...there is a list being circulated...

 

[CapnVegetto]

50,001. 1 to change it, and 50,000 to bi-tch and whine about lightbulbs in general, and about how other lightbulbs elsewhere are much brighter.

 

[UnstableAviator]

Also might need twelve senior light bulb changers to complain about low time light bulb changers needing babysitting and not being their professional equal.

 

[zugzug]

For $49 I will give a lightbulb introduction light.

 

[charlie2]

I have been a LBCA member in good standing for the past 9 years as a light bulb changer in command. It looks like I will be furloughed soon and I was wondering If I will still be able to get free light from the bulbs at other companies and if so will I have to check in with the light bulb changer in command when I do. Also, how long will I continue to get free light from the light bulb changing company I am now with?

 

[erj-145mech]

Do you know how many AMFA mechanics it takes to change a light bulb?

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The answer is none, they just sit around and bicth about the dark!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I saw a lightbulb walking through the terminal in its Doc Martens carrying a Dakine snow-boarder backpack. I couldn't believe how little pride it had. Pretty dim bulb if you ask me.

 

[Apilot]

A group to unionize the bulb changers because they are over worked and underpaid for their "skills"

 

[viper548]

Dont forget the guy that went to Lightbulb Changing university and now thinks he is the better than everyone that went to a local lightbulb changing school

 

[TonyC]

Dont forget the guy that went to Lightbulb Changing university and now thinks he is the better than everyone that went to a local lightbulb changing school

Daytona or Prescott?








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[trip]

Rumor has it that the Big Bulb changers are facing cutbacks and are pondering some type of "bulbs-for-jobs" with other bulb changers.

 

[viper548]

Daytona or Prescott?
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They each they're better than each other