How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

[UnstableAviator]

Also might need twelve senior light bulb changers to complain about low time light bulb changers needing babysitting and not being their professional equal.

 

[zugzug]

For $49 I will give a lightbulb introduction light.

 

[charlie2]

I have been a LBCA member in good standing for the past 9 years as a light bulb changer in command. It looks like I will be furloughed soon and I was wondering If I will still be able to get free light from the bulbs at other companies and if so will I have to check in with the light bulb changer in command when I do. Also, how long will I continue to get free light from the light bulb changing company I am now with?

 

[erj-145mech]

Do you know how many AMFA mechanics it takes to change a light bulb?

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The answer is none, they just sit around and bicth about the dark!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I saw a lightbulb walking through the terminal in its Doc Martens carrying a Dakine snow-boarder backpack. I couldn't believe how little pride it had. Pretty dim bulb if you ask me.

 

[Apilot]

A group to unionize the bulb changers because they are over worked and underpaid for their "skills"

 

[viper548]

Dont forget the guy that went to Lightbulb Changing university and now thinks he is the better than everyone that went to a local lightbulb changing school

 

[TonyC]

Dont forget the guy that went to Lightbulb Changing university and now thinks he is the better than everyone that went to a local lightbulb changing school

Daytona or Prescott?








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[trip]

Rumor has it that the Big Bulb changers are facing cutbacks and are pondering some type of "bulbs-for-jobs" with other bulb changers.

 

[viper548]

Daytona or Prescott?
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They each they're better than each other

 

[DrewBlows]

Did you know that if you break a bulb off in the socket, you can use a potato to remove it?

...that is, if you are on duty and your contract allows you to change light bulbs.

 

[xjavro85]

Last week a major light bulb changer saw a regional light bulb changer change a bulb with the bulb still lit...aka hot light bulb change. Then the major light bulb changer said the regional light bulb changer was making anyone involved in said light bulb changing family look bad.

 

[FN FAL]

How many feeder pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, feeder pilots are not afraid of the dark.

 

[FlyChicaga]

Q: How many airline pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. He just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

 

[crashpad]

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

TWO: One to change the bulb, and a feeder pilot to kick the ladder out from under him.

 

[JPAustin]

You ahh, didn't indent your paragraphs there dutchman... I just thought you should you know before the grammar and puncuation police (GPP -- "to protect and correct") come after you. :laugh:

Granted, your (or is it you're in light of arguments in other posts) spelling was flawless!

 

[WhiteCloud]

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

TWO: One to change the bulb, and a feeder pilot to kick the ladder out from under him.

That's right......but only after the feeder pilot paid for the bulb.

 

[WhiteCloud]

Q: How many airline pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. He just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Did you mean "She just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her?

 

[barnyard]

Bump

one post to unnecesarilly bump this thread for no apparent reason.

 

[Pedro]

Hahahaha too funny!!!