Well.....two days to learn how to work the french fry cooker. A week on how to use the grill. A couple of days to learn short order lingo....oh..you don't mean Shoney's Big Boy.....you mean Airlines than fly big airplanes. Then I guess I don't know....just kidding. Of course if you ever work at Mesa then you might have to take a second job at the Big Boy.
I suppose it varies. I did 737 training at two different airlines. Both took about two months to complete. Both used CBT heavily. About 7 or 8 full motion sim sessions and a check ride followed by a line oriented flight training session. oh and 25 hours of IOE.
Darn you beat me to it. I was thinking the same thing only it took me 2 weeks on the grill!
I guess great minds think a like, eh?