Got to the hotel about 3 hours late one night. Front desk person thought we weren't coming so she gave away one of our rooms. So, now there is only 1 room left. Claims there are no rooms available in town. So, wtfo, we agree to share the room becuz we were exhausted. Get upstairs and find there is only ONE bed. Again, wtfo!
I call the front desk and order the last rollaway bed in the hotel. They bring it up and I pull back the blankets, and the sheets were full of blood!
Well, then the hotel said I could sleep on the couch in the hotel lobby.
Soon we were in a cab going to another hotel!!!
Livin' the dream.