Hey Guys! I have an idea of how to expose management, and have somone fight for us

[Captain Overs]

Ace,

I'm worried about you so here are a few things I thought might help.

1) Bend over
2) put hands on butt cheeks
3) pull hard
4) get head all the way out
5) open eyes
6) open ears
7) Stop believing right wing propoganda
8) be happy

 

[Vingus]

McDonald's is the most popular restaurant in the world. Do you honestly believe that's because it's the best? Of course not. It's tasty, easy to get, and comes in a colorful package. But afterwards, you feel sick to your stomach for having consumed it. It's a lot like watching O'Reilly, really.


I just laughed out loud...thanks!