Halloween Costumes?

[skyking1976]

Anybody here going to a Halloween party this year? What are you going as....?

 

[KATL8R26L]

party

I think i will go as my self that will scare the hell out of any one who will be there.

 

[Airpiraterob]

if i had a party to go to id be a 6'3" oompa loompa

 

[Steve]

I'm going as a underpaid, overweight RJ Capt with a bad haircut. I'm afraid everyone will recognize me.

 

[Typhoon1244]

I'm going as a underpaid, overweight RJ Capt with a bad haircut.

So you're going as me?

 

[asipilot]

Hey Paul,

Post that costume email if you still have it here at work!!!

 

[Quillpig]

If only we were allowed to wear costumes at work, I was going to go as a rampie. You know, load the bags, look around for the real pilot, shrug my shoulders, climb into the cockpit.

QP

 

[skyking1976]

Hey Paul,

Post that costume email if you still have it here at work!!!

Get back to work, Jeb!

 

[Flying Illini]

Aaaarrrrgghhh, This be your Pirate speaking.

I'll be in key west for halloween...anybody know if there's anything else to do there besides sit on the beach?

 

[Swass]

drink loads of brew

 

[crash-proof]

Aaaarrrrgghhh, This be your Pirate speaking.

I'll be in key west for halloween...anybody know if there's anything else to do there besides sit on the beach?

Arrrgghhhh....you're goin to key west and think the only thing to do is sit on the beach????????? Man you should be in the MIDwest, not key west.
Key West during Halloween = drunk naked chicks walkin down the street w/ body paint, bars, bars, bars, live bands. Did I say naked chicks??? Sure, there are lots of fruity guys there this time of year, but the woman more than make up for it.

Beach? what beach?

 

[Ravengirl]

Flight attendant...short skirt, high heels, tiny bottles of alcohol, and an apron.

"No, I can't fly the airplane *tee hee*"

 

[Typhoon1244]

Flight attendant...short skirt, high heels, tiny bottles of alcohol, and an apron.

We'd prefer bottles of alcohol and a tiny apron...

 

[sewerpiper]

costume

Best costume i've ever seen, this guy was naked except with a pan that hung from his neck and had a rope long enough to allow it to cover his weiner (can i say that??). He called himself peter pan

 

[Typhoon1244]

Re: costume

...cover his weiner (can I say that?). He called himself peter pan

Huh-huh, huh-huh. He said "weiner."

 

[English]

I had a last-minute party to go to last weekend, and my regular costume wasn't ready yet. So I had to improvise something quickly.

I put my old pilot uniform on, black sunglasses and wooden dowel that I painted to look like a blind walking cane. Then I got a small stuffed puppy, put a metal rod through its body and attached a wheel underneath. It was my seeing eye dog. Then I put two minis of whiskey in my front pocket, hung some open condoms out my rear pants pocket, and put a tube of KY in my other front pocket. I walked around the party all night acting blind and drunk (not that difficult), but I had to keep my hands out in front of me to "feel" my way around. It was a good ice breaker. Oh yeah, and my official airline id read Phil Latio.

I also came up with Dixie Normus, Connie Lingus and could have used Hugh Jorgan (thanks buddy!).

Does this qualify me for the Dorky Pilot thread now?

 

[Typhoon1244]

Oh yeah, and my offical airline id read Phil Latio.

You could have gone as a crew scheduler: Tripp Rigsley.

 

[KlingonLRDRVR]

My favorite is to take a large strudy black garbage bag and where it like a make shift rain shirt and wrap a small garden hose all around you.... WHAALAA you are now a "Hose Bag". Cheap and gets you loads of laughs..

KlingonLRDRVR

 

[Chunk]

Carve a phallus out of a potato, have it hanging out of your fly (put a pencil through it on the backside to keep it from falling out).

Voila, you're a dictator.

 

[KC-10 Driver]

My wife will go as a brick -- I will go as a brick layer.

 

[Flying Illini]

My wife will go as a brick -- I will go as a brick layer.

<sarcastic> I don't get it.

 

[Typhoon1244]

Carve a phallus out of a potato, have it hanging out of your fly...voila, you're a dictator.

Dictator. [Sound of gears grinding.] Dick-tater.

Ba-dum-dum!

 

[Jafar]

Halloween is bull$hit...

But since virtually every misfit in this fading republic seems to think its the cat's f^ckin' pajamas, I say make it interesting, at least.

Years ago I came up with the idea of going as Adolph Hitler. Then the asshole South Park writers stole it from me and had Cartman do that. So now I say Saddam. Get all of your buddies together and get some Iraqi military uniforms. Go as the whole danm Baath party.

If anybody is insulted, kick 'em in their little testicles and move on to the spiked punch bowl where the real fun is.

Haloween was supposed to be scary, right? So what's with all this $hit that wouldn't scare a 2 year old? Get back to basics! (Only in modern terms.) Al queada members, Timothy Mcveigh, etc.


Pimps and mailmen and pus$y as$ butlers or whatever. F^ck that $hit!

Get your buddy and go as Harris and Cleabold. You know, the trench coat mafia fags from Columbine.

You want to freak a whole lot of people out? You and a buddy paint yourself up in black face and go as Muhammed and Malvo. Hell yeah! I may have to do that one myself, now that I think of it.

Make it entertaining, and as insulting to as many people as you possibly can.

That's my take on this stupid a$$ day. But now that I think of it, that's my take on every day.

Enjoy.

 

[skyking1976]

Re: Halloween is bull$hit...

But since virtually every misfit in this fading republic seems to think its the cat's f^ckin' pajamas, I say make it interesting, at least.

Years ago I came up with the idea of going as Adolph Hitler. Then the asshole South Park writers stole it from me and had Cartman do that. So now I say Saddam. Get all of your buddies together and get some Iraqi military uniforms. Go as the whole danm Baath party.

If anybody is insulted, kick 'em in their little testicles and move on to the spiked punch bowl where the real fun is.

Haloween was supposed to be scary, right? So what's with all this $hit that wouldn't scare a 2 year old? Get back to basics! (Only in modern terms.) Al queada members, Timothy Mcveigh, etc.


Pimps and mailmen and pus$y as$ butlers or whatever. F^ck that $hit!

Get your buddy and go as Harris and Cleabold. You know, the trench coat mafia fags from Columbine.

You want to freak a whole lot of people out? You and a buddy paint yourself up in black face and go as Muhammed and Malvo. Hell yeah! I may have to do that one myself, now that I think of it.

Make it entertaining, and as insulting to as many people as you possibly can.

That's my take on this stupid a$$ day. But now that I think of it, that's my take on every day.

Enjoy.

Bitter, are we?

 

[pipers]

a buddy of mine dressed up as a 'kissing booth' for a party last year.....it turned out to be a good night