Folks Feeling Blue

[General Lee]

Koolaid does wear off, unfortunately for the Legacy pilots Stockholm Syndrome doesn't.

Some of you Corn dogs sure are kocky. Your day will come too, your airline can only raise fares so many times before they come back to you guys.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[HomerJ]

Chef,

Not-to-worry, compadre...passengers breed faster than we can pi$$ 'em off.

My observations from Friday at JFK:

1. If you laid every Delta B767 end-to-end...that would just about describe the ramps at JFK! Holy Moly! How many of those things do they have?

2. jetBlue ramp guy giving a (couldn't tell the airline) B757 the finger for flashing the taxi lights at him. It wasn't the gesture itself...it was the exhausted half-lift of the arm and head-slumped gait back to the concourse that spoke volumes.

3. The Port Authority needs to hire a few Norwegians from Minnesota to clear their surfaces. The folks from Queens haven't broken the code on winter.

4. The inside of the terminals looked like the evacuation of Saigon. All that was missing were choppers landing on the roof.

5. Those Virgin guys win the "Whiner Of The Year" award. Whatta bunch of dooshes. Can't hack the turn from Kilo-Alpha onto 31L?...too bad...and no, we will not hold all traffic for 5-minutes for you to figure it out.

6. North American guys miss a turn and go beak-to-beak with another jet on November. Ground asks if they have an airport diagram. Couldn't-make-this-one-up: "We got one here somewhere!"

7. One benefit from the ice storm: Crack sales in the park in front of the JFK Crowne Plaza hotel were waaay down. I only saw 4 Hummers parked out front. (The hookers were reduced to giving "mitten jobs")

Hang in there!

Occam, you are in the wrong business. Comedy comes to mind. You made me laugh for the first time since our Valentine's Day Massacre started...

 

[canyonblue]

Some of you Corn dogs sure are kocky. Your day will come too, your airline can only raise fares so many times before they come back to you guys.


Bye Bye--General Lee

Yeah, whatever jacka$$. 8,295 times you wiped your crack with a keyboard. Your predictable, that's for sure.

 

[General Lee]

Yeah, whatever jacka$$. 8,295 times you wiped your crack with a keyboard. Your predictable, that's for sure.

Wow, that was clever. You still haven't had a good post yet. You are really really full of yourself. Hey, not everyone wants to fly 6 legs a day on a 737, but if it makes you feel superior, then ok then. Have fun.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[skiav8tor]

Chef,

Not-to-worry, compadre...passengers breed faster than we can pi$$ 'em off.

My observations from Friday at JFK:

1. If you laid every Delta B767 end-to-end...that would just about describe the ramps at JFK! Holy Moly! How many of those things do they have?

2. jetBlue ramp guy giving a (couldn't tell the airline) B757 the finger for flashing the taxi lights at him. It wasn't the gesture itself...it was the exhausted half-lift of the arm and head-slumped gait back to the concourse that spoke volumes.

3. The Port Authority needs to hire a few Norwegians from Minnesota to clear their surfaces. The folks from Queens haven't broken the code on winter.

4. The inside of the terminals looked like the evacuation of Saigon. All that was missing were choppers landing on the roof.

5. Those Virgin guys win the "Whiner Of The Year" award. Whatta bunch of dooshes. Can't hack the turn from Kilo-Alpha onto 31L?...too bad...and no, we will not hold all traffic for 5-minutes for you to figure it out.

6. North American guys miss a turn and go beak-to-beak with another jet on November. Ground asks if they have an airport diagram. Couldn't-make-this-one-up: "We got one here somewhere!"

7. One benefit from the ice storm: Crack sales in the park in front of the JFK Crowne Plaza hotel were waaay down. I only saw 4 Hummers parked out front. (The hookers were reduced to giving "mitten jobs")

Hang in there!

Now that's freakin' funny!! And still...laughter abounds around the crashpad!!!

 

[AAflyer]

Some of you Corn dogs sure are kocky. Your day will come too, your airline can only raise fares so many times before they come back to you guys.


Bye Bye--General Lee

General,

Did you really expect much more him?

AAflyer

 

[NuGuy]

Some of you Corn dogs sure are kocky. Your day will come too, your airline can only raise fares so many times before they come back to you guys.


Bye Bye--General Lee

Agreed. To quote David Spade: "Save money boys, it's a short ride".

Nu

 

[canyonblue]

Wow, that was clever. You still haven't had a good post yet. You are really really full of yourself. Hey, not everyone wants to fly 6 legs a day on a 737, but if it makes you feel superior, then ok then. Have fun.


Bye Bye--General Lee

8,296 uke: uke: uke: uke: uke:

 

[General Lee]

8,296 uke: uke: uke: uke: uke:

There will probably be 15,000 more, and since I enjoy it, that is great. You still have 8,296 more legs to fly this year. Enjoy that. Seriously, have fun.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[mdf]

Wow, that was clever. You still haven't had a good post yet. You are really really full of yourself. Hey, not everyone wants to fly 6 legs a day on a 737, but if it makes you feel superior, then ok then. Have fun.


Bye Bye--General Lee

Hey,

Not everyone wants to dress like they are ready to invade Poland, but if it makes you feel superior, then have fun.