Occam's Razor
Risible...ALWAYS risible
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Chef,
Not-to-worry, compadre...passengers breed faster than we can pi$$ 'em off.
My observations from Friday at JFK:
1. If you laid every Delta B767 end-to-end...that would just about describe the ramps at JFK! Holy Moly! How many of those things do they have?
2. jetBlue ramp guy giving a (couldn't tell the airline) B757 the finger for flashing the taxi lights at him. It wasn't the gesture itself...it was the exhausted half-lift of the arm and head-slumped gait back to the concourse that spoke volumes.
3. The Port Authority needs to hire a few Norwegians from Minnesota to clear their surfaces. The folks from Queens haven't broken the code on winter.
4. The inside of the terminals looked like the evacuation of Saigon. All that was missing were choppers landing on the roof.
5. Those Virgin guys win the "Whiner Of The Year" award. Whatta bunch of dooshes. Can't hack the turn from Kilo-Alpha onto 31L?...too bad...and no, we will not hold all traffic for 5-minutes for you to figure it out.
6. North American guys miss a turn and go beak-to-beak with another jet on November. Ground asks if they have an airport diagram. Couldn't-make-this-one-up: "We got one here somewhere!"
7. One benefit from the ice storm: Crack sales in the park in front of the JFK Crowne Plaza hotel were waaay down. I only saw 4 Hummers parked out front. (The hookers were reduced to giving "mitten jobs")
Hang in there!
Not-to-worry, compadre...passengers breed faster than we can pi$$ 'em off.
My observations from Friday at JFK:
1. If you laid every Delta B767 end-to-end...that would just about describe the ramps at JFK! Holy Moly! How many of those things do they have?
2. jetBlue ramp guy giving a (couldn't tell the airline) B757 the finger for flashing the taxi lights at him. It wasn't the gesture itself...it was the exhausted half-lift of the arm and head-slumped gait back to the concourse that spoke volumes.
3. The Port Authority needs to hire a few Norwegians from Minnesota to clear their surfaces. The folks from Queens haven't broken the code on winter.
4. The inside of the terminals looked like the evacuation of Saigon. All that was missing were choppers landing on the roof.
5. Those Virgin guys win the "Whiner Of The Year" award. Whatta bunch of dooshes. Can't hack the turn from Kilo-Alpha onto 31L?...too bad...and no, we will not hold all traffic for 5-minutes for you to figure it out.
6. North American guys miss a turn and go beak-to-beak with another jet on November. Ground asks if they have an airport diagram. Couldn't-make-this-one-up: "We got one here somewhere!"
7. One benefit from the ice storm: Crack sales in the park in front of the JFK Crowne Plaza hotel were waaay down. I only saw 4 Hummers parked out front. (The hookers were reduced to giving "mitten jobs")
Hang in there!