Ben Franklin said:1. It wasn't my fault, it was the asphalt.
2. call in sick and let an eager reserve pilot fly the trip.
3. I'm already a Captain, pull up the ladder!
4. Cancel the flight, put on the wetsuit and go to the P-club and get fu(ked up.
Sincerely,
B. Franklin
Spoken like a true XJet pilot. Whatta hack organization