Howabout this one:
18+ years ago, I made an engine out landing in a 172, due to a pushrod tube seal coming loose and all the oil blew out.
Fixed that problem, but 2 weeks later, it did it again, only this time with my father was at the controls and further from the AP (10-15 mi), so he flies it until he throws a rod, but makes it to a highway.
Calls a mechanic to come take the wings off and tow it in and leaves it on the side of the highway with the highway patrol.
The mechanic gets a couple of young guys to do that, but instead...they pour 8 quarts in it and take off.
They made it the distance, but threw a hole in the side of the engine 3" in diameter.
The new engine ran like a champion........