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[John Pennekamp]

True I was born in Jamaica. Now I'm in the US making deals.

 

[WAZUP]

NI E NANA JA NIENANAJA how is that so hard?

 

[John Pennekamp]

NI E NANA JA NIENANAJA how is that so hard?

Naga, Naga, Na-gonna-work-here-anymore!

 

[Cardinal]

We fixed the glitch.

 

[John Pennekamp]

We fixed the glitch.

That way, it will just work itself out.

 

[Dubya]

What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

 

[John Pennekamp]

Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.



Have we quoted the entire movie yet?????

 

[Dubya]

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.



Have we quoted the entire movie yet?????

Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

 

[IronCityBlue]

You've been missing alot of work lately Peter

Oh I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

 

[tomdav]

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

 

[onionluvr]

"What would you say.......you DO here?"

 

[freeflyer14]

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Whoa that's messed up...

 

[John Pennekamp]

Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

(We already did that one).

 

[John Pennekamp]

Hey, isn't that the girl that works over at Chotchkie's?


Yeah.
Hmmm. Who's SHE here with?

She's with me.
Really?

Yeah.

All right, Peter! Ooh! Ooh! Right on... Make sure you wear a rubber, dude.

Why is that, Drew?

Are you kidding me? She gets around. All right?

She does, does she?

Oh, yeah. Like a record.

Like, with who?

Oh, let's see, uh... Hell, Lumbergh f#@ked her. Ha ha ha. Oh, let me see who else...

 

[Dubya]

(We already did that one).

How dare you judge me? I mean what are you? You think you're some kind of, like, angel here? No, you're just this penny-stealing... wanna-be criminal... man.


(oops)

 

[John Pennekamp]

Why don't you call me when you grow up! Wait a minute, that will never happen, so why don't you just not call me, yeah...

Say hello to Lumbergh for me!

 

[freeflyer14]

Now, it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Well, like Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair. And a terrific smile.

 

[John Pennekamp]

So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

Just coffee...

 

[Dubya]

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.