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[japhy]

You've been missing alot of work lately Peter

"I can't say that I've been missing it."

 

[John Pennekamp]

And I used to be by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married. But then they switched from the swingline to the boston but I kept my swingline it does'nt bind up as much and I told Bill if you move my desk one more time.....

Umm yeah, while you're down here, see, we've been having a little insect problem. Why don't you go ahead and get yourself a can of pesticide and...

 

[pilotguy733]

I'll make sure you get another copy of that memo...

 

[epic!]

i believe you have my stapler

 

[John Pennekamp]

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...

And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this place down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your nation's board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

 

[DrewBlows]

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

 

[propsarebest]

BEST MOVIE EVER!

 

[WAZUP]

Umm yeah, while you're down here, see, we've been having a little insect problem. Why don't you go ahead and get yourself a can of pesticide and...

oh,okay but thats the last draw................hmmmf

 

[poorsillyfool]

Sameer naga...naga...not gonna work here anymore!!

 

[John Pennekamp]

Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. W-Why do you ask, anyway?