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[Quack]

Lawrence, when you show up to work on mondays does anyone ever ask you if you have a case of the mondays? Lawrence: $hit no man, I belive you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that...

 

[spg2bmd]

this is a great thread.

 

[Cardinal]

real gangsta ass ****** don't flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass ****** know they got 'em.

 

[freeflyer14]

I've got my pistol point cocked
Ready ta pop shots non stop until I see your monkey a$$ drop.....

lower volume....







wait...........................


I've got this killer up inside of me
I can't talk to my mother so I talk to my diary...

 

[unclemike]

Now all I got to say to you wanna be, gonna be, crumb snatchin' hootchie eatin' pranksters: when the grim reaper steps up, what the hell you gonna do? Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

 

[John Pennekamp]

True I was born in Jamaica. Now I'm in the US making deals.

 

[WAZUP]

NI E NANA JA NIENANAJA how is that so hard?

 

[John Pennekamp]

NI E NANA JA NIENANAJA how is that so hard?

Naga, Naga, Na-gonna-work-here-anymore!

 

[Cardinal]

We fixed the glitch.

 

[John Pennekamp]

We fixed the glitch.

That way, it will just work itself out.

 

[Dubya]

What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?

 

[John Pennekamp]

Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.



Have we quoted the entire movie yet?????

 

[Dubya]

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.



Have we quoted the entire movie yet?????

Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

 

[IronCityBlue]

You've been missing alot of work lately Peter

Oh I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.