apcooper
Dude, where's my country?
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All right,
I know I'm going to strike a nerve with someone but I want to ask the $64,000 question. Do pilots really pick up women easier than non-pilots?! I do not think so. A co-worker of mine disagrees with me. Your opinions are appreciated!!!!
2 pilots go to a friends cocktail party. Pilot #1 meets a cute honey and after a few minutes she asks him "sooo, what do you do for a living?" "I'm a pilot , he replies." "Woooow what kind of pilot?" "I'm a flight instructor", he says. "You mean you actually teach people to fly?" "yea" he says, as his heart is melting suddenly. Pilot #1 gets her number and a lot more. The rest is history.
Pilot #2 is a 13,000hr 747 captain at UPS and at the same party and meets a different woman. After a few minutes of yucking it up the women says "so what do you do for a living?" "I'm a pilot" he replies very poised. "Oh really what kind of pilot are you." she askes in an impressed tone of voice. "I fly freight." "Oh, OK" she replies. Ackward silence soon follows and we now have a starving CFI going home and getting laid while a $170,000/yr UPS 747 CA has balls as blue as the sky!!!
How ***** up is that!!!
I know I'm going to strike a nerve with someone but I want to ask the $64,000 question. Do pilots really pick up women easier than non-pilots?! I do not think so. A co-worker of mine disagrees with me. Your opinions are appreciated!!!!
2 pilots go to a friends cocktail party. Pilot #1 meets a cute honey and after a few minutes she asks him "sooo, what do you do for a living?" "I'm a pilot , he replies." "Woooow what kind of pilot?" "I'm a flight instructor", he says. "You mean you actually teach people to fly?" "yea" he says, as his heart is melting suddenly. Pilot #1 gets her number and a lot more. The rest is history.
Pilot #2 is a 13,000hr 747 captain at UPS and at the same party and meets a different woman. After a few minutes of yucking it up the women says "so what do you do for a living?" "I'm a pilot" he replies very poised. "Oh really what kind of pilot are you." she askes in an impressed tone of voice. "I fly freight." "Oh, OK" she replies. Ackward silence soon follows and we now have a starving CFI going home and getting laid while a $170,000/yr UPS 747 CA has balls as blue as the sky!!!
How ***** up is that!!!
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