DL FA Hiring....this is funny!

[Rez O. Lewshun]

P.S.II-You acutally posted at 0430 on that last one-get a grip-lay off the Kool Aid and get some sleep!

Careful... the General was proabably at an exotic layover... different timezones you know... just gotten back from a night on the town complete with Russian "escorts"....

 

[capt. megadeth]

My wife's an FA and she got a good laugh out of that ad... Thanks!

Ha ha....I'm sure she did. That ad must be the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

 

[capt. megadeth]

Careful... the General was proabably at an exotic layover... different timezones you know... just gotten back from a night on the town complete with Russian "escorts"....

ROTFLMAO!!!! That's a good one Rez.

 

[Heavy Set]

It seems you are confused once again, General. It is understandable, given your very limited intellect and that awesome sugar high from all the Kool Aid you have been chugging.....

You see I don't actually "work at McDonald's." In my current assignment, I am employed to "work on your Mommy." Both jobs involve a lot a greasy smells and sweatiness, but hey-whatever pays the bills......Plus-she's still quite the looker!

P.S.-If your Mom ever offers to show you that little trick she can do with her tounge-I wouldn't pass it up!

P.S.II-You acutally posted at 0430 on that last one-get a grip-lay off the Kool Aid and get some sleep!

I sense a lot of jealousy in your posts to the General. You fly for ASA, right? I can understand your jealousy now, since your ATRs are going away. Really, your posts are getting out of hand.

 

[Heavy Set]

Careful... the General was proabably at an exotic layover... different timezones you know... just gotten back from a night on the town complete with Russian "escorts"....

Where do you layover often? I bet it isn't exotic at all, and you like it that way. You are probably a boring guy Rez.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Escorts?! ..... did someone say Escorts??!!! :nuts:

 

[Jmoney]

Jealousy?

I sense a lot of jealousy in your posts to the General. You fly for ASA, right? I can understand your jealousy now, since your ATRs are going away. Really, your posts are getting out of hand.

I wouldn't say the general has much to be jealous of. The guy is seriously obsessed with his job-not just his job, but the company he works for..... A job is a job-companies come and go. When people get so completely wrapped up in what they do for a living and who they do it for, they really can take it hard when anything happens to derail their plans.

I simply wish the general would get a hobby-maybe gain a little perspective. People lose their medicals, people have all sorts of life events which change their plans. I am concerned that someone who is this insane over his job will completely melt down if anything upsets the apple cart.

-Seriously-almost 10,000 posts and still slapping them out at 4A.M.?
-Just Damn....

P.S.-After nearly 10,000 posts, the guy still thinks that people care. HINT: No one here cares what anyone else thinks-it is the very cornerstone of FlightInfo!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

No mention of LBB in the ad. "Vedi intahvesting" (Russian accent added to please General Lee's women)

 

[Jmoney]

Women?

No mention of LBB in the ad. "Vedi intahvesting" (Russian accent added to please General Lee's women)

Are we sure that the escorts are female? I mean, with the way the general is always slurping down all that Kool Aid...... Who knows?

 

[jetdawg]

With all the places Delta goes why would they mention Africa? I think they are taking away our quality FA's from the Airtran side. Heck, Africa or MLI I think I will take Africa.