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From www.deltaflightattendants.com

PREPARE YOURSELF
FOR QUITE A DEPARTURE

Have you ever been in an airport terminal when a flight crew walks by? If so, you’ve probably noticed that, invariably, people turn and look with awe and admiration.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Now imagine what it must feel like to be a Flight Attendant that’s part of the crew.
And that’s without even leaving the ground.

HELP PEOPLE. SEE THE WORLD.
As a Delta Flight Attendant you can do both – with equal passion and pleasure – as you enjoy opportunities that most people can barely imagine.
From the warmth that comes with assisting a couple en route to seeing its first grandchild to the gratification that accompanies reassuring an anxious passenger aboard his or her first flight, your role with be filled with rewarding experiences.

And as we take passengers from anywhere to everywhere – from Savannah, Georgia to Johannesburg, South Africa, for instance (click for our Route Map) – your travel for work will seamlessly intertwine with travel for pleasure.

Plus, you will likely never have a chance to meet a more diverse group of people, not only among our customers, but among your fellow flight attendants as well. The disparate backgrounds, cultures, outlooks and perspectives of our passengers and crew will undoubtedly enlighten and enrich your life in immeasurable ways.

EYE-OPENING EXPERIENCES ARE AN EVERYDAY OCCURRENCE
A flight attendant enjoys flexible schedules and a career where no two days are ever the same. You also will have the rare opportunity to shine in an environment where you are recognized and appreciated, with kind words and warm smiles coming from passengers and colleagues alike.

While your role in ensuring passenger safety will always be paramount, it’s also important for a flight attendant to focus on delivering exceptional customer service—being approachable, lending a hand, quenching a thirst, offering a smile—in short, doing all you can to ensure a pleasant and comfortable journey.

Because flight attendants are counted on to solve problems, remain composed in an emergency and provide reassurance throughout stressful situations, plenty of poise, savvy and conflict management skills will be essential.

Yet while the demands of this vital role are much greater than welcoming passengers and distributing beverages, not only will you encounter extraordinary places, you will never stop learning new things.
Becoming a flight attendant is an extraordinary way to change your altitude, literally and figuratively, and we very much look forward to your arrival at Delta.
 
And, to top it off, they can meet ME. Oh, by the way, I would like a Coffee with 3 creams, two equals and 1 sweet and low. And, I would like a Visine laced chicken Sandwich served with 2 boogers and a lime that has been wiped around the toilet bowl.

Bye Bye--General Lee
 
And, to top it off, they can meet ME. Oh, by the way, I would like a Coffee with 3 creams, two equals and 1 sweet and low. And, I would like a Visine laced chicken Sandwich served with 2 boogers and a lime that has been wiped around the toilet bowl.

Bye Bye--General Lee


You may have already had more than your share of F/A boogers....:puke:! No fun there...:laugh:
 
Turd Burger....

And, to top it off, they can meet ME. Oh, by the way, I would like a Coffee with 3 creams, two equals and 1 sweet and low. And, I would like a Visine laced chicken Sandwich served with 2 boogers and a lime that has been wiped around the toilet bowl.

Bye Bye--General Lee


I can whip you up a free turd burger to compliment your Kool Aid!
-Toolbag!
 
My wife's an FA and she got a good laugh out of that ad... Thanks!
 
I can whip you up a free turd burger to compliment your Kool Aid!
-Toolbag!

You already work at McDonalds, so I am sure you could whip something up. Time to get back to the fries ROOKIE.

Bye Bye--General Lee
 
McDonald's...

You already work at McDonalds, so I am sure you could whip something up. Time to get back to the fries ROOKIE.

Bye Bye--General Lee

It seems you are confused once again, General. It is understandable, given your very limited intellect and that awesome sugar high from all the Kool Aid you have been chugging.....

You see I don't actually "work at McDonald's." In my current assignment, I am employed to "work on your Mommy." Both jobs involve a lot a greasy smells and sweatiness, but hey-whatever pays the bills......Plus-she's still quite the looker!

P.S.-If your Mom ever offers to show you that little trick she can do with her tounge-I wouldn't pass it up!

P.S.II-You acutally posted at 0430 on that last one-get a grip-lay off the Kool Aid and get some sleep!
 

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