Denver Job

[psysicx]

Since Denver seems to be a hotspot here is a job opening.


Airmax, LLC has positions for 2 Citation V captains and a mechanic in support of FAR part 91 operations located in Denver, Colorado.

This is a full time position with salary and benefits. Looking for quality individuals with minimum qualifications including, 4,000 hours total time, 1,000 hours multi engine, 500 hours PIC Jet, CE500 series type preferred, clean record, and a team player with great people skills. Additional
experience and education a plus. Please send resumes to 303-813-4601, FAX
only please.

Due to our limited staff, we will be unable to reply to every applicant. Thank you in advance for your reply.
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[Pedro]

What's the pay and QOL?

 

[English]

What's the pay and QOL?

I'm dying here...

 

[Pedro]

I'm dying here...

I'm dead....

 

[Dangerkitty]

I'm dying here...

I flew in from New York this morning and boy are my arms tired.

 

[English]

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Our hero stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"

 

[HawkerF/O]

I know a little bit about them. Earlier this year I made it to the 2nd stage of their interview process after faxing them a resume. The 2nd stage was just an invitation to interview , but I wound up taking another job and while I was in school for the new job, I got a letter from them telling me they'd like to extend an invitation for an interview to me. No job offer or anything like that, just an interview invitation. I wished I had heard from them earlier as this seemed like a 1st class place and I think I would have liked working for this outfit. It appears they take good care of their folks, have decent equipment, and opprotunities for advancement. If you get a chance, I would strongly suggest at least going out to APA to hear what they have to say. Good luck to you.

Since Denver seems to be a hotspot here is a job opening.


Airmax, LLC has positions for 2 Citation V captains and a mechanic in support of FAR part 91 operations located in Denver, Colorado.

This is a full time position with salary and benefits. Looking for quality individuals with minimum qualifications including, 4,000 hours total time, 1,000 hours multi engine, 500 hours PIC Jet, CE500 series type preferred, clean record, and a team player with great people skills. Additional
experience and education a plus. Please send resumes to 303-813-4601, FAX
only please.

Due to our limited staff, we will be unable to reply to every applicant. Thank you in advance for your reply.
_________________

 

[Pedro]

Hahaha, good one English, although I was expecting a different punchline!

 

[Eagle-ista]

Our hero stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"

I have a bottle of Don Julio. Does that burn well enough?

 

[English]

Have any limes?

 

[Eagle-ista]

Have any limes?

Of course I do. I have a certain minimum QOL...

 

[CapnVegetto]

Out in the middle of nowhere, there is this little bar. One day, all the patrons were minding their own business, and an indian walks in. He has a cat sitting on his shoulder, a bucket of $hit, and a shotgun. He sits down at the bar and says "Me want beer." The bartender gives him a beer, and he proceeds to drink the beer quickly. After it's down, he takes the bucket of $hit and tosses it waaaay up into the air and takes aim with the shotgun......BOOM!!! Direct hit on the bucket, and $hit flies all over the room. This, of course, scares the living hell out of the cat, which jumps off his shoulder and runs meowing and hissing out the door, with the indian chasing madly after it. The bartender and the patrons are completely bewildered.

4 days later, it's the same bar, same middle of nowhere, pretty much the same patrons. They are all very surprised again to see the same indian walk back into the bar with a bucket of $hit, a cat sitting on his shoulder, and a shotgun. He plops down at the bar and says "Me want beer." The bartender says "Hell no! Last time you were in here you made a huge mess and scared the hell out of my patrons! What the hell is your deal anyway??" The indian replies, "Me in training to be pilot!" The bartender says "What the hell are you talking about?" The indian says "Me going to be pilot! Me drink beer, shoot the $hit, chase pu$$y, gone for 4 days."


YUK YUK YUK YUK!!!!