I don't really think YOU need a rec for lav dumper, but I guess I could write you one since everything you normally say is full of Sh%$ anyway! Go for it man! Be the best lav dumper you can be in Minot! Chicks or dudes up there will LOVE your blue hands. Make sure you wear a face guard, unless you like tasting it anyway.
Bye Bye--General Lee
Well- I guess I may be a bit overqualified... I didn't realize you flyboys cross-trained as lav dumpers as well... I guess those "synergies" are really starting to pay off!