I.P. Freley
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I think I'll have to stand up for crewguru on this one.
If any of you have the opportunity to actually sit and watch what happens at a crew scheduling desk, even for an afternoon, I recommend you do it. You'll probably have a new appreciation for what they face.
This is a job you DO NOT WANT... And if you think they have it easy, that they sit there eating bon-bons and laughing maniacally whilst sticking pins in pilot dolls, you're fooling yourself. They actually eat Pringles and throw darts at the pictures of pilots, instead. LOL
Really, though, the perfect kind of person for this job is one who loves to see misery doled out in tiny, unpalatable forkfulls. Imagine overhearing the likes of THIS conversation (not a real one, but representative of the type):
*ring ring* "Hey, Captain So-and-so, I know you have just come off of six days on duty and you're going into four days off, but we need to jr. man you for the last three of those days. (pause) Yes, I understand your daughter's communion is on day three of your days off, but we have no one else to cover it. (pause) Well I understand you're upset, but I can't kiss that particular part of your anatomy over a phone line."
Fortunately for us, most schedulers don't enjoy these scenarios. Seriously, they do the dirty work and it is so totally thankless that I wonder how any of them stick with it for more than a few months. Before you say "hey, they can always get another job" (and someone HAS said that), imagine how much worse YOUR life will be if you constantly have NEW schedulers... You want THAT even less.
They are given the steaming bowl of poo and a spoon. They have to deal with suspicious sick calls, family emergencies, reserve people who've "gone fishin'", that airplane that's busted at an oustation with the crew AND a deadheading crew, weather delays that mess up crew swaps, pilots trying to get a reserve pilot called in to cover their last roundtrip so they can go home early (my personal favorite!), no-shows, time-outs, training events, perhaps even an FA who, after nearly being hit by a car while crossing a street on an overnight, is "too emotionally traumatized" to do anything more than her first leg back to her base (fancy that!) and then needs the rest of the day and the whole next day off going into her scheduled three-day break.
And yes, the preceding is a true story. You would be simply amazed what stories they hear in a small company, and in a big company like EJ f'rinstance, they could probably write a book every month on the creative tales and elaborate fabrications they get to hear (on top of the legitimate stuff which is amazing enough in itself).
You can be p-o'd at scheduling, and trust me, I have been too... But be p-o'd at crew scheduling the ENTITY, not the individual. For the most part, the people who are there aren't personally to blame. In the case of my company the real problem is understaffing on certain positions and the schedulers really aren't given the tools to do their job correctly. And yes, they even make mistakes.
Don't tell me YOU don't make mistakes out on the line... You just don't have the luxury of blaming it on someone else. Except dispatch or maintenance, of course, though those accusations are off-topic for this thread.
Like someone said further up the thread... Don't judge until you've seen the whole circus in action. It's a reality show, it's a comedy, it's a tragedy, it's a soap opera. But it sure ain't boring to watch. Better than half of what's on TV, that's for sure.
Just my $0.02.
If any of you have the opportunity to actually sit and watch what happens at a crew scheduling desk, even for an afternoon, I recommend you do it. You'll probably have a new appreciation for what they face.
This is a job you DO NOT WANT... And if you think they have it easy, that they sit there eating bon-bons and laughing maniacally whilst sticking pins in pilot dolls, you're fooling yourself. They actually eat Pringles and throw darts at the pictures of pilots, instead. LOL
Really, though, the perfect kind of person for this job is one who loves to see misery doled out in tiny, unpalatable forkfulls. Imagine overhearing the likes of THIS conversation (not a real one, but representative of the type):
*ring ring* "Hey, Captain So-and-so, I know you have just come off of six days on duty and you're going into four days off, but we need to jr. man you for the last three of those days. (pause) Yes, I understand your daughter's communion is on day three of your days off, but we have no one else to cover it. (pause) Well I understand you're upset, but I can't kiss that particular part of your anatomy over a phone line."
Fortunately for us, most schedulers don't enjoy these scenarios. Seriously, they do the dirty work and it is so totally thankless that I wonder how any of them stick with it for more than a few months. Before you say "hey, they can always get another job" (and someone HAS said that), imagine how much worse YOUR life will be if you constantly have NEW schedulers... You want THAT even less.
They are given the steaming bowl of poo and a spoon. They have to deal with suspicious sick calls, family emergencies, reserve people who've "gone fishin'", that airplane that's busted at an oustation with the crew AND a deadheading crew, weather delays that mess up crew swaps, pilots trying to get a reserve pilot called in to cover their last roundtrip so they can go home early (my personal favorite!), no-shows, time-outs, training events, perhaps even an FA who, after nearly being hit by a car while crossing a street on an overnight, is "too emotionally traumatized" to do anything more than her first leg back to her base (fancy that!) and then needs the rest of the day and the whole next day off going into her scheduled three-day break.
And yes, the preceding is a true story. You would be simply amazed what stories they hear in a small company, and in a big company like EJ f'rinstance, they could probably write a book every month on the creative tales and elaborate fabrications they get to hear (on top of the legitimate stuff which is amazing enough in itself).
You can be p-o'd at scheduling, and trust me, I have been too... But be p-o'd at crew scheduling the ENTITY, not the individual. For the most part, the people who are there aren't personally to blame. In the case of my company the real problem is understaffing on certain positions and the schedulers really aren't given the tools to do their job correctly. And yes, they even make mistakes.
Don't tell me YOU don't make mistakes out on the line... You just don't have the luxury of blaming it on someone else. Except dispatch or maintenance, of course, though those accusations are off-topic for this thread.
Like someone said further up the thread... Don't judge until you've seen the whole circus in action. It's a reality show, it's a comedy, it's a tragedy, it's a soap opera. But it sure ain't boring to watch. Better than half of what's on TV, that's for sure.
Just my $0.02.
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