Comebacks to passengers "Hope you haven't been drinking" or something to that effect

[SAEaviator]

Pax says "Have you been drinking?"

Pilot says "Not yet however, your wife has some wine and is having me over for dinner tonight."

 

[G4G5]

Have you been drinking?

How can you smell anything over that stench?

 

[Whine Lover]

"What? You have been drinking? Oh Sir/Ma'am, you appear intoxicated to me... Due to Federal Regulations I'll have to have you removed from the aircraft. I'm sorry, but please step into the jetway."

 

[GuppyPuppy]

Naw, I took a 60% paycut last year, so you could pay $79 for your ticket. Can't afford it, you buyin?

My vote for the best comeback is this one from HalinTexas!

It's funny because it's true. :erm:

Sad.

GP

 

[FN FAL]

It's funny because it's true.
GP

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[scoreboard]

Everyone bring a bottle of Sierra Mist through TSA...

 

[SWA/FO]

"yeah, of course....did you remember your pills?"

 

[XJETDriver]

If a female questions you ...


"Hope you haven't been drinking"

"Nope , I know for a fact I haven't been drinking because your still ugly!"

I like this one!

 

[greyhound]

In your best drunk voice.....

(Hicup)...NO Sir!!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

"No, the label on my prescription bottle says to 'never mix with alcohol or operate heavy machinery while taking this narcotic'"

....and then stumble into the cockpit.