CastofThousands

[fischman]

Management 101: If an employee is under performing, promote him.

 

[brokeflyer]

Management 101: If an employee is under performing, promote him.

correction: if it's an employee you just fire them, if its a manager you give him a golden chute and promote him.

 

[fischman]

Touche`:beer:

 

[brokeflyer]

i guess i could just ignore him and skanza, but its much more fun watching them get all pissd off.

 

[gunfyter]

I've been lied to before. It sounds like I am being lied to again.

 

[B19 Flyer]

Management 101: If an employee is under performing, promote him.

Union 101: If an employee is under performing, put him on a seniority list and pay him forever.

 

[B19 Flyer]

correction: if it's an employee you just fire them, if its a manager you give him a golden chute and promote him.

Correction: If its a union employee you skip the firing process and go straight to the golden parachute process. You just keep paying them forever and all they do is collect paychecks while doing nothing.

 

[B19 Flyer]

I've been lied to before. It sounds like I am being lied to again.

You're a union member. Of course you've been lied to.

The difference between a union member and a non-union member is that a union member doesn't realize he's been lied to. The non-union member recognizes it right away.

 

[gunfyter]

So you admit it?

 

[brokeflyer]

Correction: If its a union employee you skip the firing process and go straight to the golden parachute process. You just keep paying them forever and all they do is collect paychecks while doing nothing.

you certainly dont need any work on your humor.

although I still think mine was better.