Business Cards?

[gearjockey]

Lemme guess, you go to Starbuck's and sit in your uniform and drink latte's while reading the newspaper.



No, but I do fill out my master logbook while enjoying a venti just as soon as I depart the aerodrome.

 

[Traumahawk]

Yeah this industry has officially lost everything that was good about it. Bob Buck forgive us all.

Amen. Hopefully he never sees this thread.

 

[Ezralite]

If you want to give a chick a business card, just print out one of these:

http://www.marininstitute.org/take_action/molson/buscard.htm

 

[RichardRambone]

Loser.

 

[Ezralite]

Tool.

 

[Crash Pad]

I don't know any pilots especially the ones who pick up chics who tell anyone they are pilots. I think telling a girl right off the bat that you want to pee in her butt might work better.
Try these for better results.
1. Bee Keeper
2. Pit crew man for a Busch series team
3. Smoke Jumper (or any fire extinguishing profession)
4. Rodeo clown
5. Or if you must the pilot roundabouts... High speed aluminum tubing, Transportation, etc...
See the game is to pick a profession and see how long you can play it off. Other considerations would be the fact that you are in a bar. I don't care if you aren't flying for another three days anyone sees a pilot drinking in a bar they may call the FAA then someone like me has to get screened even though I spent the evening banging Erj's girlfriend.

 

[CRJ puppy]

If you REALLY need business cards for business contacts, go to your chief pilots office and get the paperwork to request them. Every regional that I've worked for always provided business cards (at your expense) for the pilots.

 

[satpak77]

DORK

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[NEDude]

Hmm, we're all here calling this guy a dork while sitting around typing on an internet message board. Me thinks we are all dorks.

 

[Flyby1206]

Ice Cream Truck Driver works well for me. Lets think about passing out business cards and saying you are an airline pilot while you are sh!tfaced in a bar...hmmm maybe not a good call. On the other hand, business cards would be good for when you are jumpseating and trying to network with other airlines.

 

[CA1900]

I just show them this; it works every time:

http://www.djdenise.com/misc/kicks/austinpowers.jpg

 

[COOPERVANE]

Try www.vistaprint.com Free four color contact/business cards.

You just pay postage. And no it's not $47 it's $5.95 or so

You can upload a picture of yourself standing in front of an airplane you'll never get to fly while wearing a white scarf and corn cobb pipe. Classy!!

 

[taters]

it aint over

 

[HughBeamont]

John Q. Pilot
Major International Airline Second in Command
ExpressJet

 

[better up here]

Tool.

...they kick a$$