Business Cards?

[Stifler's Mom]

OK, now tell us who you work for?

 

[vetrider]

I was curious how far this post would go, but I never expected this. It has crossed my mind, only because I have been asked for a card recently, so it made me think. I do appreciate the replies and I completely agree with the responses. I think it would be chessey as hell, but thought I would see if I am in the minority, I am not, obviously. Thanks guys and you have to admit it's a funny question. God knows, this site needs some lightening up.

Your post is still fresh, wait till more people see it, you haven't seen anything yet.

 

[Baronman]

Dude...just do what I do. Give 'em a look-see down your pants, let them make up their mind.

 

[G100driver]

By far the single most retarded question ever posted on this board. Gotta be a joke. Lemme guess, you go to Starbuck's and sit in your uniform and drink latte's while reading the newspaper.

 

[erjguy]

By far the single most retarded question ever posted on this board. Gotta be a joke. Lemme guess, you go to Starbuck's and sit in your uniform and drink latte's while reading the newspaper.

Only on Tuesday's.

 

[ultrarunner]

Okay, this is a weird one. I am a new hire, so I am still new to answering the question of "What do you do?", when a girl asks me in a bar.

Tell them you are ANYTHING BUT a pilot. You'll have a much better time. Trust me.

I have been making up all kinds of professions. It's actually quite fun.

 

[taters]

Embarrasing.......You smell like Mesa

Ya this post is soo bad Im almost to embarassed to read it.

I do have to say erjguy I give you some sort of props for getting back on this thread in the mist of public humilitation..​

 

[taters]

I change my mind,
seminole, erj....hmm ATP To XJET,,,,

 

[QUAG]

Unless you're out on an overnight, what's the big deal with telling a girl you're macking on the truth, that you are a pilot. Pilot's make such a big deal and ridicule others because it's "cheesy" or "lame" to use the "I'm a pilot" pick up line, when in fact you are just telling the truth. Do we all think being a pilot is so glamorous and desired that we have to lie about it as not to sound egotistical or full of ourselves?? Get a grip all, it's just another job, tell the ladies you're a pilot, who cares...unless you think you may draw attention to yourself due to your intoxication level and the proximity to when you are due back at work.

 

[CoolSidePillow]

OK that is enough. ALL kids go back to school. Tear up that useless Aviation Degree from Riddle. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? There is no way this post is serious. Are you kidding me? Business cards to pick up girls? If you pick up a girl with a business card let me know. I will let you watch me have my way with her. How do you do overnights dont you have a bedtime? Yeah this industry has officially lost everything that was good about it. Bob Buck forgive us all.

 

[gearjockey]

Lemme guess, you go to Starbuck's and sit in your uniform and drink latte's while reading the newspaper.



No, but I do fill out my master logbook while enjoying a venti just as soon as I depart the aerodrome.

 

[Traumahawk]

Yeah this industry has officially lost everything that was good about it. Bob Buck forgive us all.

Amen. Hopefully he never sees this thread.

 

[Ezralite]

If you want to give a chick a business card, just print out one of these:

http://www.marininstitute.org/take_action/molson/buscard.htm

 

[RichardRambone]

Loser.

 

[Ezralite]

Tool.

 

[Crash Pad]

I don't know any pilots especially the ones who pick up chics who tell anyone they are pilots. I think telling a girl right off the bat that you want to pee in her butt might work better.
Try these for better results.
1. Bee Keeper
2. Pit crew man for a Busch series team
3. Smoke Jumper (or any fire extinguishing profession)
4. Rodeo clown
5. Or if you must the pilot roundabouts... High speed aluminum tubing, Transportation, etc...
See the game is to pick a profession and see how long you can play it off. Other considerations would be the fact that you are in a bar. I don't care if you aren't flying for another three days anyone sees a pilot drinking in a bar they may call the FAA then someone like me has to get screened even though I spent the evening banging Erj's girlfriend.

 

[CRJ puppy]

If you REALLY need business cards for business contacts, go to your chief pilots office and get the paperwork to request them. Every regional that I've worked for always provided business cards (at your expense) for the pilots.

 

[satpak77]

DORK

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[NEDude]

Hmm, we're all here calling this guy a dork while sitting around typing on an internet message board. Me thinks we are all dorks.

 

[Flyby1206]

Ice Cream Truck Driver works well for me. Lets think about passing out business cards and saying you are an airline pilot while you are sh!tfaced in a bar...hmmm maybe not a good call. On the other hand, business cards would be good for when you are jumpseating and trying to network with other airlines.