Best crew departure briefings!!!

[Diesel]

This airplane that runway.

 

[NoahWerka]

Fock up, I'll write you up. Let's go.

 

[bluesky421]

Whats are clearance, Clarence? Huh? Whats our vector, Victor? Huh? Who? Roger, over. What?

 

[fletch717]

If you should look over and see that I've fallen asleep, I'll assume you have taken command of the airplane.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

I sure hope we won't lose a engine today. I'm just to d*mn tired to feather an engine.

 

[SSDD]

Al S. Missed Approach briefing: DON'T

 

[dal72]

That ebaums world thing is really funny! I've never seen that before

"Bowing"

 

[mar]

One more

"Don't scare me, embarrass me or get me violated."

 

[Workin'Stiff]

"Do what you want, but don't kill me. I have to make my connection."

 

[FlyChicaga]

Best approach briefing with a Fed on the jumpseat:

"Ok, we'll follow the localizer in, turn off it, circle around, and land on the other runway. Any questions?"

From what I understand, true story.