B6 to Sell FIVE A-320s

[ATR-DRIVR]

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[JP4user]

.....Dude,
The funniest part of this is giving you a re run and watching you screw yourself into the ceiling. Since you are so rich, I shouldn't make you mad, because your country club might use my new janitor for hire services. Just watch the WSJ and weep Sparky, because I am a firm believer that it was your negative Karma that is putting us back in a decient financial position. Keep that hate coming until your anuerism bursts.
Blue to you,
SRT

Screw myself into the ceiling? If anything I am going to crack a rib from laughing at you.

Now that you mentioned rich (I am not), what is even more rich is a guy using the term "dude". Reminds me of those two "dudes" at Pinnacle. If someone listened to your cvr what it be littered with the term dude?

"Hey dude we gotta clean those toilets on that 25 minute turn. Hey dude I am calling ahead to order more pillows. Dude, are you sure you got every seat belt crossed? Dude, if you happen to find any leftover food on the floor or in the seatbacks save them, I can't afford to eat a decent meal with what they are paying on the 190."

"Dude" the only reason you are getting into a decent financial position is you are liquidating assets. Must be that new approach to aviation going on over there. Like burning the furniture to heat the house.

 

[Caveman]

Helping to tidy-up the cabin at B6 seems to me to be more an exercise in teamwork than an effective way to groom the cabin. We simply just don't do that much. Fold a few blankets. Empty a couple seatback pockets. Cross some seatbelts. That's about it. Our efforts are extremely minimal and mainly serve to send the message that we are all working towards the same goal: a quick turn. It's the same thing I did at my previous airline, but JetBlue has had the audacity to actually suggest in writing that the practice is a good idea. At my last airline it was considered impolite if you didn't help groom the cabin on a quick turn. It wasn't written anywhere, but your fellow crewmembers certainly expected it. If you didn't help out nothing was said, but it was a teamwork faux paus (sp?). I've seen other crews at other airlines do the same thing, but JetBlue is the only one that gets any heat for it.

I know a thing or two about teamwork, leadership, customer service, and being mission focused. In my short tenure at JetBlue I've not seen, read or heard anything that even remotely makes me reconsider my choice to work here. The industry itself is still in rough shape and if JetBlue fails it will be because of market forces and not a lack of leadership. If we fail we won't be alone. The numbers suggest we can make a small profit if oil stays at $70. How about the rest of you? DAL is fukced if oil stays where it is. So is United. Nobody (maybe SWA) is out of the woods yet, but I like our chances. We'll see.......

 

[starvingredtail]

Screw myself into the ceiling? If anything I am going to crack a rib from laughing at you.

Now that you mentioned rich (I am not), what is even more rich is a guy using the term "dude". Reminds me of those two "dudes" at Pinnacle. If someone listened to your cvr what it be littered with the term dude?

"Hey dude we gotta clean those toilets on that 25 minute turn. Hey dude I am calling ahead to order more pillows. Dude, are you sure you got every seat belt crossed? Dude, if you happen to find any leftover food on the floor or in the seatbacks save them, I can't afford to eat a decent meal with what they are paying on the 190."

"Dude" the only reason you are getting into a decent financial position is you are liquidating assets. Must be that new approach to aviation going on over there. Like burning the furniture to heat the house.

.....Dude,
The funniest part of this is giving you a re run and watching you screw yourself into the ceiling. Since you are so rich, I shouldn't make you mad, because your country club might use my new janitor for hire services. Just watch the WSJ and weep Sparky, because I am a firm believer that it was your negative Karma that is putting us back in a decient financial position. Keep that hate coming until your anuerism bursts.
Blue to you,
SRT

 

[JP4user]

Running out of material Sparky?

.....Dude,
The funniest part of this is giving you a re run and watching you screw yourself into the ceiling. Since you are so rich, I shouldn't make you mad, because your country club might use my new janitor for hire services. Just watch the WSJ and weep Sparky, because I am a firm believer that it was your negative Karma that is putting us back in a decient financial position. Keep that hate coming until your anuerism bursts.
Blue to you,
SRT

More regurgitation.

 

[starvingredtail]

Does Jetblue train you on how to clean the airplane during indoc? Like, do you go out to a real airplane and clean it? No flame intended, just curious.

Uppercrust!
Where have you been? I swear I missed your posts because when you give B6 a little $hit, it is actually funny! These guys are amatures compared with you. Yes, they give us 2 days of cleaning techniques (you know, 409 vs Fantistic for various clean ups/check outs on brooming--you know the standard) then its on to the "Clean Machine" (our little name for the full scale full motion cleaning sim) where we get 2-4 hour blocks in the Clean Machine, and then a simple 2 hour oral (piece of cake--if you study) then a full motion "sim check". Its really a non event. I had to retake the "sparkle" block because I left the arm of one seat dull and listless, but the evaluator was really cool and did not write it up.
Tell me seriously, would you freak out and waste time out of your life berating someone on FI for using "Dude" (pointing at head, making circular motion around one ear and making sound of a kew kew clock)

No, seriously, they told us if we had time, helping to clean the cabin helps for a faster turn, and builds "the team". It is pretty amazing, but it actually works and that is why people smile when they fly B6. Because we are nice, helpful and fun. We even let people call each other dude.
I missed you man!

 

[starvingredtail]

More regurgitation.

.....Dude,
The funniest part of this is giving you a re run and watching you screw yourself into the ceiling. Since you are so rich, I shouldn't make you mad, because your country club might use my new janitor for hire services. Just watch the WSJ and weep Sparky, because I am a firm believer that it was your negative Karma that is putting us back in a decient financial position. Keep that hate coming until your anuerism bursts.
Blue to you,
SRT

 

[JP4user]

.....Dude,
The funniest part of this is giving you a re run and watching you screw yourself into the ceiling. Since you are so rich, I shouldn't make you mad, because your country club might use my new janitor for hire services. Just watch the WSJ and weep Sparky, because I am a firm believer that it was your negative Karma that is putting us back in a decient financial position. Keep that hate coming until your anuerism bursts.
Blue to you,
SRT

More regurgitation. Shouldn't you be looking for some dirty lavs?

 

[Longhorn]

We do not clean toilets....you know that by now. Cleaning takes us all of 5 min at the most and its usually just picking up some loose paper and crossing a few seatbelts. As for the rates, the 190 rates along with the entire fleet should be getting an overhaul around Jan 2007. Last, our projected profit for the Q2,3,4 does not include selling aircraft. We would have made money without the selling of the aircraft. The cleaning thing really has been beating to death. Lets drop that from the discussion please!!

 

[starvingredtail]

More regurgitation. Shouldn't you be looking for some dirty lavs?

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Dude, Sparky, Whatever,
You are struggling for relevance and it's not coming off very well. Sorry you don't like us prostituting, low life janitors. I like you and your lump sum, (even though it can be eye watering) why can't we all just live and let live? Could it be your are.....obsessing over this a bit?

 

[Mamma]

Don't throw stones in glass houses about no JB pilots on the street yet. Super Dave has already hinted about more asset sales including aircraft.
A couple of more quarters of losses should be interesting.

Really? I have not heard that. No JB pilots on the street was not throwing stones in a glass house. Just saying there are none right now. Could change, but ALPA or any union would not stop that. Just ask the bubbas at TWA, Eastern, Delta, US Air, NWA, AMR and so on. Look, I agree with you a union enables a group to have one voice with management and collectively bargain for benefits. But remember it is the employees who bring one on property and feel the desire to do so. Not employees of another airline. Refer to my earlier post.

About the thumb Sparky, does that mean I would METAPHORICALLY be sucking it as well? All the good time I missed out by not playing tidy boy. Oh the agony.[/quote]

No. I think I made that clear. Sorry for the confusion. Good thing your thumb is not blue!!!

 

[Mamma]

Does Jetblue train you on how to clean the airplane during indoc? Like, do you go out to a real airplane and clean it? No flame intended, just curious.

Why yes they do! In return, I am curious, when you can't get hired by anyone except an outfit that makes you pay for it all, what kind of training do you get? If you don't want to learn to do an NDB approach, do you just not pay for that portion? If you flunk your check ride, do you pay more to have it "forgotten" and then pay again for another one? No flame intended. just curious.

 

[mannyaplus11]

OKAY!!! OKAY!!! I will take it upon myself to confess for all the JetBlue pilots on this board. I can't sleep at night keeping in all these secrets, so OKAY!!! I CONFESS-- We get our airplanes for FREE and we are selling them all and DAVID and DAVE get to keep the money.
We get our gas for free
We get our gates for free
We work for free
We clean for free
We even buy a ticket on each flight even when we sit in the cockpit.

Now that we have that settled...
Ask a fractional or a corporate guy about cleaning....When I worked at a fractional, we not only filed,flew, refuled and stocked the aircraft, WE ALSO CLEANED!!! Are we going to give those guys a hard time about that???

Anything else to bring up, let the JB bashing continue.

//signed, a very happy JB worker bee.

 

[Ifly101]

It was kind of desperate wasn't it?

Kinda like you crying to moderators for help and just about blowing a gasket cause somebody calls you dude, dude?

Geez, I go on vacation for a little while and JPee is still spitting out the same old crap...those of your ilk...arrogant...SJS...blah, blah, blah. I am actually glad cause I like having you on here...I like yanking that old chain of yours. Hey JPee, looks like you made very little progress with your SPS.

BTW, maybe people at JB look at helping out in the back the same way you look at serving food and drinks (like those fancy Mojitos) to your passengers on your "large" corporate jet. Or is it really a Queen Air?

You can visit jetblue.com to reapply in what, 5 1/2 months now?

Keep it coming baby...........

 

[Uppercrust]

Why yes they do! In return, I am curious, when you can't get hired by anyone except an outfit that makes you pay for it all, what kind of training do you get? If you don't want to learn to do an NDB approach, do you just not pay for that portion? If you flunk your check ride, do you pay more to have it "forgotten" and then pay again for another one? No flame intended. just curious.

I enjoy NDB's!!! I like to watch the head fall and pull the tail!

 

[B6Driver]

Whats an NDB?
Does anybody really still use those things?

 

[ArmadilloJackal]

NDB?

Only in the valley of the downs.

 

[Cliffeee]

Ah, NDBs and the Valley of the Downs. Brings back memories...

 

[JBPA]

Ah, NDBs and the Valley of the Downs. Brings back memories...

Valley of the Downs? Is that South Texas? Anyway, lots of interesting debate (and some not so interesting, ok, lots) on the sale of the Airbuses. While I'm no MBA/lawyer (I have a spine and walk upright), I'm still a little concerned with/alarmed by our latest strategy to make money.

Does anyone really think that the Airbus rates will change (hopefully only increase???) after they are 'reviewed'? ...[standing by hoping to eat own words]

 

[JP4user]

Funny how the desparate latch on to anything

Kinda like you crying to moderators for help and just about blowing a gasket cause somebody calls you dude, dude?

Geez, I go on vacation for a little while and JPee is still spitting out the same old crap...those of your ilk...arrogant...SJS...blah, blah, blah. I am actually glad cause I like having you on here...I like yanking that old chain of yours. Hey JPee, looks like you made very little progress with your SPS.

BTW, maybe people at JB look at helping out in the back the same way you look at serving food and drinks (like those fancy Mojitos) to your passengers on your "large" corporate jet. Or is it really a Queen Air?

You can visit jetblue.com to reapply in what, 5 1/2 months now?

Keep it coming baby...........

More homo laced content in the reply. What we have here is another sterling example of slime and ilk at JB. But when you offer wages in the gutter this is the type of individual that gets attracted. After all they have nowhere else to go.

Urinal boy, get your facts straight about the moderator issue. If you'd like, have longhorn forward my e-mail to him. The actual contant will make you look like a bigger a$$ than you already are. If that is actually possible.

Now run along and find yourself another golden shower friend. That pee fetish of yours is really slimy. Curious, when you do indulge this fantasy Smurf, what color do you turn into? My art class is a little hazy when you mix gold and kool aid blue.

By the way, what is this 5 1/2 months stuff? The only thing I can figure out is you are referencing what I will easily surpass in 5 1/2 months the total yearly w2 of your 190 Captains. Yes, that must be it.

 

[JP4user]

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Dude, Sparky, Whatever,
You are struggling for relevance and it's not coming off very well. Sorry you don't like us prostituting, low life janitors. I like you and your lump sum, (even though it can be eye watering) why can't we all just live and let live? Could it be your are.....obsessing over this a bit?

Not at all. Could it be you are so defensive because you have only been there 3 months? Naturally things look so splendid right now. Give it time, when the kool aid induced euphoria finally wears off, you will see the light.

 

[ATR-DRIVR]

Very much so. Sure is nice to see you digging yourself a hole. You just need to pull the dirt in over your head as you dig.

 

[JP4user]

Very much so. Sure is nice to see you digging yourself a hole. You just need to pull the dirt in over your head as you dig.

This hole you are talking about...is that the same hole B6 is putting itself in just a little bit deepr each and every day?

 

[starvingredtail]

JP4 is sooo tricky with how he changes peoples wording around. The whole Golden shower pee thing above is pretty wierd.

 

[SWA/FO]

Obviously you don't know much about it. From 1981 to '83 they went from 200 to 4000 employees.
We have over 9,000 last time I heard. Any more questions?
Your point is? Let me guess. History repeats itself. In your dreams dude.
Do some research and let me know...

I guess that is why I asked a question! My point is: Their (JBLU) growth rate has been huge. It reminds me of another company called People's Express. I wondered how they compared. Thus, I asked the question. Will history repeat itself - I don't know, those are your words.

My dreams do not include anything about jetBlue. I walked away after I sold all my jblu stock for 70 a share a few years back. Now, I could care less what you guys do. I don't consider you guys a player, AirTran is more of a player then jblu.

 

[ATR-DRIVR]

My point is: Their (JBLU) growth rate has been huge. It reminds me of another company called People's Express. I wondered how they compared. Thus, I asked the question. Will history repeat itself - I don't know, those are your words.

My dreams do not include anything about jetBlue. I walked away after I sold all my jblu stock for 70 a share a few years back. Now, I could care less what you guys do. I don't consider you guys a player, AirTran is more of a player then jblu.- that is just my opinion.

Good for you.. That is not OUR opinion.

 

[Acefaser]

Jp4drinker - thanks for all the personal attacks on our fellow pilots. I hope the administrator bans you. Maybe your new screen name could be b6H8R or ISUKDKS. Don't forget your $10. Ace

 

[JP4user]

JP4 is sooo tricky with how he changes peoples wording around. The whole Golden shower pee thing above is pretty wierd.

Sparky, you are just to slow to see the analogy of why I respond in kind to him.
What is really weird is IFLY's continued Phaellic fixation in one form or another. Maybe that same fixation is not strange to you?

 

[JP4user]

Jp4drinker - thanks for all the personal attacks on our fellow pilots. I hope the administrator bans you. Maybe your new screen name could be b6H8R or ISUKDKS. Don't forget your $10. Ace

Not on all of them Ace. You should notice those with some intelligence and lack of arrogance get responeded to in kind. But when you lack intelligence in the first place that would be a difficult concept so you are forgiven.

ISUKDKS? Now that is another mature piece of work from another Smurf. You and IFLY must be crash pad buddies. See the difference between tools like you IFly and some of the other few (keep your pants on, notice I said few) Blue's is that I don't represent your company. Only responses from those on YOUR property represent YOUR pilots. So far on FI I would say the percentages are quite embarassing.

I wonder what management must be thinking over there? I wonder if they read FI?

 

[starvingredtail]

Sparky, you are just to slow to see the analogy of why I respond in kind to him.
What is really weird is IFLY's continued Phaellic fixation in one form or another. Maybe that same fixation is not strange to you?

I see, lets try and involve others in your wierdness. Lets expand this already deranged psychobabble. Dude---you do not have an abundance of relevance. "I CALL ANY JB FOLKS I DO NOT DEEM WORTHY SMURFS AS A WHOLE AND SPARKY INDIVIDUALLY. FOR I AM ONE OF THE CHOSEN! I HAVE A HUGH LUMP SUM! IT WILL MAKE YOUR EYES WATER! I FLY CORPORATE WHERE I AM RESPECTED! I AM RESPECTED! I AM RESPECTED!" Does that sound weird to you? It does to everyone else. Dude.