Re: Pearl Harbor
SDF2BUF2MCO said:
I can't believe Pearl Harbor hasn't been mentioned yet. That has to rate at least in the top three. Starring that great American Alec Baldwin as Jimmy Dolittle and Ben Affleck (J'Lo's flavor of the month and Hollywood's most intelligent actor). Hollywood went to great lengths to ensure the movie's accuracy.
I get it, this is sarcasm! Right?
Where do I begin?
(1) James Doolittle was a soft-spoken professional who held a couple of Masters degrees. Alec Baldwin played him as a hard-headed regular-Army ignoramus.
(2) Doolittle never commanded a fighter squadron.
(3) Ever seen the inside of a P-40's cockpit? Think you could fly one anywhere near right-side-up with Kate Beckinsale sitting your lap? (Lord knows I'd try...did you see her nude scenes in
Haunted?)
(4) Admiral Yamamoto wasn't aboard any aircraft carriers on December 7-8...he was aboard
Nagato, a battleship, back in Japan. And he never said anything about awakening "sleeping giants." That was dreamed up by the scriptwriter for
Tora! Tora! Tora!
(5) In reality, the ships on Battleship Row were moored "bumper-to-bumper." There was no space for Zeros, Vals, and Kates to go winging in between them. Even if they
could, the anti-aircraft gunners trying to engage them would have been spraying rounds into the ships and sailors next door.
(6)
Arizona wasn't dealt her fatal blow until well into the battle. The movie shows her being blown apart in the first two minutes.
(7) The portrayal of F.D.R. standing up in front of his military advisors? Garbage. As a matter of fact, the military folks were pushing very hard for some sort of retaliatory raid. They weren't the heartless wimps shown in the movie.
(8) Do you really think Rafe's girlfriend could have just waltzed into a top-secret facility monitoring the Doolittle raid on Japan? And by the way, how was anybody in Hawaii listening to radio transmissions from a battle taking place 3,400 miles away in real time?
(9) Have you read about how competitive Army flight training was during the 1938-1942 period? There is absolutely
no f___ing way Rafe would have made it all the way through with dyslexia...even with the help of one friendly nurse.
And as for "Hollywood's most intellignet actor"...Ben Afleck once said on Jay Leno's tonight show that regional airline pilots were "like the guys in high school who couldn't make the varsity team." (He had come into town on Skywest...)
Ben Afleck is a prick.
This movie may have had some cool sequences in it, but as far as accuracy is concerned it's embarassing! And it's particularly insulting to General Doolittle. Many of the B-25 pilots and crewmembers who flew that historic raid that are still living expressed great displeasure with this movie. Go rent
Tora! Tora! Tora! and
Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo instead.