Attention Pranksters!!!!

[ILOVEBEER]

Hey guys - a friend of mine got me pretty good the other day so it's time for payback! I have a few ideas but I'm looking for a few more GOOD ones. I'm talking about stuff that will embarrass the devil himself.

What do you have??

Thanks!

 

[Ridgeback]

In college we would always sprinkle fruit punch cool aid powder in our buddies bed sheets at night. As the body would sweat it would mix with the cool aid powder hence turning the victim red...be sure to get a little on his pillow.

 

[charlie2]

This one could work if he uses a laptop in public and you can get it from him for a few minutes. Download audio from a porno and set it to start playing when the laptop is turned on.

 

[rod farva]

Send a couple male cop strippers to his place of work and fake arrest him for something. Have 'em cuff him to the chair and let the hilarity ensue.

 

[DASH8AV8R]

A cardboard cut-out of a cock and balls covered in tin foil slipped under the lining of his over night bag. This should be fun at the TSA circus.

 

[Raoul Duke]

Everything above is amature. Put an ad in the Sunday local edition of the washington post titled "free monkey to good home, bartender trained, comes with shock collar" leave your buddy's home, office and cell number. The calls begin at around 5am est and never stop. you get the nut jobs really interested in having a pet monkey and all of the peta nutjobs pissed about the shock collar. if you really want to get him, give his address and say there will be an open house for interested parties to meet the monkey. Works every time

 

[ILOVEBEER]

Good ones guys. Keep 'em coming!

 

[Oh-ryan]

can't go wrong with a good ole Upper Decker.

 

[be-400xpdriver]

saran wrap on the toilet seat.

 

[fuzzy077]

Have sex with his mother.

 

[OurMoney1]

Dump a turd in his V File like the boys at PSA did to their backstabbing chief pilot.....LOL....even years later still makes me laugh....what goes around comes around Tommy Boy...............Couldnt have happened to a better corn hole in aviation.

AMEN!

 

[AWACoff]

Take a raw chicken breast and place it underneath the passenger seat in his car. It gets quite aromatic in the summer time and is difficult to diagnose the location of such a vile smell.

 

[navy737]

Push a raw shrimp through the a/c vent in his car dash... it will drop in to "no man's land".....

 

[dugan jones]

burn down his house

 

[Full of LUV]

This is the best~~~

Everything above is amature. Put an ad in the Sunday local edition of the washington post titled "free monkey to good home, bartender trained, comes with shock collar" leave your buddy's home, office and cell number. The calls begin at around 5am est and never stop. you get the nut jobs really interested in having a pet monkey and all of the peta nutjobs pissed about the shock collar. if you really want to get him, give his address and say there will be an open house for interested parties to meet the monkey. Works every time

For an added twist you can put some hours restriction like, works graveyard shift so please call midnight to 6am for inquiry. The more "free stuff" you give away, the more calls he'll get. In fact you can put a craigslist ad up for free but make sure you post his phone number. Even a craigslist ad for a free lawnmower will produce at least 20 phonecalls!

 

[AKAAB]

If you can access his laptop or PC, take a screen capture of his main screen. Save the image. Then, hide all of his icons and make the screen capture his background. It'll look like he has a normal screen, but nothing he clicks on will work.

When I was in Germany, we intercepted a friends interview letter for American Eagle. We copied the letterhead and retyped a rejection letter stating that American does not believe someone as young as him could possibly have the experience he claims and would be keeping his name on file should he ever attempt to apply for a job at American again. He had a conniption when he opened the letter. Priceless. We probably should have given him the real letter at some point... (jk)

 

[AKAAB]

Have sex with his mother.

...again.

 

[Max Powers]

Post another ad in Craiglist under personals - male seeking female: "Male seeks BBW who is open to giving me a golden shower and a rusty trombone."

For all ignorant look to "urban dictionary" for answers.

 

[JumpersAway]

Pull the refill tube out of the cylinder in the toilet tank. Take the tube and tuck it under the lid, facing out to the bowl. When he flushes, it shoots the clean water foward to the occupant.........

Pour confetti inside those little spring loaded circular sun shades- open it up and it flings everywhere.

Flour inside the A/C ducts of his car..............

Get one of those industrial sized zip ties- the really big ones. Reach under the car and tie it onto the drive shaft so that when it turns, it slings and whacks the floor pan- makes a hellacious racket without doing any damage, and you can't just yank them off in a parking lot............

 

[slapstick]

rubber band around the dish spray hose on the side of the sink. as soon as anyone turns the water on, it shoots them right in the gut.