Attention Pranksters!!!!

[BrickTop]

Just a few I HAVE done or witnessed............JB Weld his mailbox Shut. Stick 1000 plastic forks in his front lawn. Vaseline the steering wheel/brake pedal of his car. Put an old tuna can under his back seat. Kill the hot water while he's in the shower. Put his car up on jack stands in the middle of the night. If he has a girlfriend, put baby powder in her hair dryer. Pull the emergency door release handle on his garage door or change the travel limiters to only allow it to move a foot. Grind up a dog bone and mix it in his cereal box. Vinegar in the orange juice. If you have a pyrotechnics friend, drop a massive M-500 next to his living room window about 8pm. Stick a few Road construction signs/cones in his driveway right up to the garage door (middle of the night.) Unplug the throttle body sensor on his car. Replace his US flag with a confederate. Turn on the wipers (Hi), turn signals, radio all the way up, blower fan, and put a brick on the gas pedal. Use "Round Up" and draw a penis on his front lawn. Dump 50lbs of flour in his driveway. (Pain in the ass to cleanup) Snag his digital camera a snap a picture of your dong then put it back. Marbles in the garbage disposal. Squirt food coloring in the ice maker bin. Snag ten real estate signs and put them in his front yard. Get a universal remote find out his TV brand, (or if you have the same TV use yours) program the remote to his TV and sneak up to his house during the evening and start changing channels.

 

[bmxandjets]

damn....this was the most entertaining read on here in a long time....finally, my faith in the idea that pilot's are dirty old men who enjoy having a good laugh is restored...

 

[dugan jones]

if he's a pilot at your company and senior to you....kill him

 

[southern cross 7]

For the plane: Unzip his/her roller-board in the overhead. When they pull it out the cabin will look like a Good Will donation center.

 

[Mike man]

Put clear gelatin in his toilets...make sure it has time to set up before he uses it.

Put Vaseline down the rubber seal of his car windows (on the inside).

 

[stb]

Bunch of amatures!

Get a positive pregnancy test (a fake or real one from a prego) put it in his teenage daughters bathroom waste basket.

If he has a son, put a gay magazine in a place the friend can find it in his house.

If the guy has no kids, make an account for his wife at ashleymadison.com.

 

[retired guy]

Take a dump in his flight bag.

 

[G4G5]

Nothing beats the NAMBLA Analual membership sent directly to his place of work(or house if he's a 121 guy): Make sure to title it CAPTAIN

http://www.nambla.org/join.htm

The best $35 I have ever spent (drop the extra $40 for the subscriptions) and laugh your little boy as off.

I typically follow it up with a copy of a good sex change magazine:

http://www.conservationmagazine.org/articles/v10n3/operation-sex-change/

The gift that keeps giving

 

[COOPERVANE]

Get him to hold a piece of paper at some point. You wear gloves. Winter is obviously best

Then type on the paper:

"Dear Mr. President, I'm going to take you out with my Remington 700 the next time you visit XYZ"

Seal up and send to Washington with his return address and fingerprints on it. pure hilarity.






Call ALL his neighbors and explain that as a representative of the national center for missing and exploited children, you must identify Mr. X as a convicted pedophile. They'll never talk to him or confront him, just avoid him like the plague. Jocularity will ensue!!


PS Dont ever piss off somebody who has a copy of "The big book of revenge" The only two I remember from flipping thru it at a gun show.

 

[booo]

10 pennies, 8" of scotch tape, chair, assistant.

Stack 5 pennies, secure the stack with 4" of tape around circumference. Do it again.

At overnight motel, lay on floor, brace against wall opposite his door and push with legs as assistant slides stack of pennies between door jam and door up towards lock.

Stand on chair, bow upper half of door, assistant slides other stack of pennies down towards lock.

Pressure of the friction on door lock will guarantee he will not make the van to the airport unless released from the outside.

 

[ATLboeing]

Damn, with friends like this, who needs enemies? Funniest stuff I've read in a while though.

 

[Tail Gunner Joe]

try putting shoe polish around the rim of the eyepiece of his binoculars

 

[JettBoii]

If you have access to his shower; remove the top and stuff two to four cubes of chicken boullion inside and close. Works great.

Take all of his toilet paper from the bathroom and hide it. Unroll about 2 feet of the existing roll and apply glue (your choice on brand) and reroll it. When it comes time to wipe he will only be able to break off tiny shreds. He'll wimper like a baby.

 

[aircowboy]

hide a open pint of milk in his air conditioning vent. Short Sheet his crashpad bed. I had floor mates that would freeze piss in a cookie sheet and then slide the cube under their dorm room door... it would melt and then dry leaving him to wonder where the smell was coming from.

If you live in apartments. Plug a vacuum in under his bed and then turn off the breaker to the power outlets in his room. At 2 in the morning flip the breaker on and then off and then on and laugh your ace off when he gets up and goes down stairs to scream at the neighbors for vacuuming so late.

We once stole all the free newspapers on campus and stuffed these guys rooms full to the ceiling with krinkeled papers, they saw it an laughed then stuffed elevator until bursting and then sent it to the first floor!

We had semi private showers in community bathrooms in college then and a favorite trick was to wait for a dude to shower then steal a guys towel, clothes, and keys and toss them in his room, slamming the locked door, and then everyone leaving the floor!

Take a guys full water or soda glass and flip it upside down on his table. If you do it quick nothing will spill until he moves it then woosh.

Once we got some chickens, a baby calf, and 150 gold fish and in the middle of the night spread hay around the halls put the chickens and cow down and then filled all sinks, tubs, and toilets full of Gold fish!!!

Call your friend up and scream at him in your best chinese accent.... Why yu cheat me, you odor pork flied lice two Hour ago yu cum get NOW!! I berry berry mad, I call cops!

Buy a bunch of cheap wind up alarm clocks and set them for every thirty minutes and hide them all over the room the night before the big test!

Ok thats all for now!