Attention Pranksters!!!!

[AKAAB]

If you can access his laptop or PC, take a screen capture of his main screen. Save the image. Then, hide all of his icons and make the screen capture his background. It'll look like he has a normal screen, but nothing he clicks on will work.

When I was in Germany, we intercepted a friends interview letter for American Eagle. We copied the letterhead and retyped a rejection letter stating that American does not believe someone as young as him could possibly have the experience he claims and would be keeping his name on file should he ever attempt to apply for a job at American again. He had a conniption when he opened the letter. Priceless. We probably should have given him the real letter at some point... (jk)

 

[AKAAB]

Have sex with his mother.

...again.

 

[Max Powers]

Post another ad in Craiglist under personals - male seeking female: "Male seeks BBW who is open to giving me a golden shower and a rusty trombone."

For all ignorant look to "urban dictionary" for answers.

 

[JumpersAway]

Pull the refill tube out of the cylinder in the toilet tank. Take the tube and tuck it under the lid, facing out to the bowl. When he flushes, it shoots the clean water foward to the occupant.........

Pour confetti inside those little spring loaded circular sun shades- open it up and it flings everywhere.

Flour inside the A/C ducts of his car..............

Get one of those industrial sized zip ties- the really big ones. Reach under the car and tie it onto the drive shaft so that when it turns, it slings and whacks the floor pan- makes a hellacious racket without doing any damage, and you can't just yank them off in a parking lot............

 

[slapstick]

rubber band around the dish spray hose on the side of the sink. as soon as anyone turns the water on, it shoots them right in the gut.

 

[BrickTop]

Just a few I HAVE done or witnessed............JB Weld his mailbox Shut. Stick 1000 plastic forks in his front lawn. Vaseline the steering wheel/brake pedal of his car. Put an old tuna can under his back seat. Kill the hot water while he's in the shower. Put his car up on jack stands in the middle of the night. If he has a girlfriend, put baby powder in her hair dryer. Pull the emergency door release handle on his garage door or change the travel limiters to only allow it to move a foot. Grind up a dog bone and mix it in his cereal box. Vinegar in the orange juice. If you have a pyrotechnics friend, drop a massive M-500 next to his living room window about 8pm. Stick a few Road construction signs/cones in his driveway right up to the garage door (middle of the night.) Unplug the throttle body sensor on his car. Replace his US flag with a confederate. Turn on the wipers (Hi), turn signals, radio all the way up, blower fan, and put a brick on the gas pedal. Use "Round Up" and draw a penis on his front lawn. Dump 50lbs of flour in his driveway. (Pain in the ass to cleanup) Snag his digital camera a snap a picture of your dong then put it back. Marbles in the garbage disposal. Squirt food coloring in the ice maker bin. Snag ten real estate signs and put them in his front yard. Get a universal remote find out his TV brand, (or if you have the same TV use yours) program the remote to his TV and sneak up to his house during the evening and start changing channels.

 

[bmxandjets]

damn....this was the most entertaining read on here in a long time....finally, my faith in the idea that pilot's are dirty old men who enjoy having a good laugh is restored...

 

[dugan jones]

if he's a pilot at your company and senior to you....kill him

 

[southern cross 7]

For the plane: Unzip his/her roller-board in the overhead. When they pull it out the cabin will look like a Good Will donation center.

 

[Mike man]

Put clear gelatin in his toilets...make sure it has time to set up before he uses it.

Put Vaseline down the rubber seal of his car windows (on the inside).

 

[stb]

Bunch of amatures!

Get a positive pregnancy test (a fake or real one from a prego) put it in his teenage daughters bathroom waste basket.

If he has a son, put a gay magazine in a place the friend can find it in his house.

If the guy has no kids, make an account for his wife at ashleymadison.com.

 

[retired guy]

Take a dump in his flight bag.

 

[G4G5]

Nothing beats the NAMBLA Analual membership sent directly to his place of work(or house if he's a 121 guy): Make sure to title it CAPTAIN

http://www.nambla.org/join.htm

The best $35 I have ever spent (drop the extra $40 for the subscriptions) and laugh your little boy as off.

I typically follow it up with a copy of a good sex change magazine:

http://www.conservationmagazine.org/articles/v10n3/operation-sex-change/

The gift that keeps giving

 

[COOPERVANE]

Get him to hold a piece of paper at some point. You wear gloves. Winter is obviously best

Then type on the paper:

"Dear Mr. President, I'm going to take you out with my Remington 700 the next time you visit XYZ"

Seal up and send to Washington with his return address and fingerprints on it. pure hilarity.






Call ALL his neighbors and explain that as a representative of the national center for missing and exploited children, you must identify Mr. X as a convicted pedophile. They'll never talk to him or confront him, just avoid him like the plague. Jocularity will ensue!!


PS Dont ever piss off somebody who has a copy of "The big book of revenge" The only two I remember from flipping thru it at a gun show.

 

[booo]

10 pennies, 8" of scotch tape, chair, assistant.

Stack 5 pennies, secure the stack with 4" of tape around circumference. Do it again.

At overnight motel, lay on floor, brace against wall opposite his door and push with legs as assistant slides stack of pennies between door jam and door up towards lock.

Stand on chair, bow upper half of door, assistant slides other stack of pennies down towards lock.

Pressure of the friction on door lock will guarantee he will not make the van to the airport unless released from the outside.