Attention Flight Crews

[airplane wizard]

At least they didn't wash them out in the toilet.

 

[Wiggums]

Do you know how many things have poop on them? Your toilet bowl at home is probably cleaner then most of the stuff you touch in public.

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

Just wash the glass with soap before you use it... man up... you don't see any girls on here complaining...

 

[Mamma]

I saw a show that showed the most filthy place in an establishment is the floor in the bathroom. When the crapper oveflow it lands on the floor and just gets mopped up. Women put their purses on the floor while they take care of business and then put them on the counter at home, hold them from underneath at times and so on.

Anyway, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

 

[IslanderDriver]

Just make sure you wash your hands before you eat. Cuts out a good chunk of illness out there, then again...if it doesn't kill ya, it makes ya stronger, right? :nuts:

 

[blott]

"Anyway, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

then I realized

"what doesn't kill you can leave your seriously messed up for the rest of your life."

 

[Mr Wu]

Anyone catch the Date Attell skit where he wipes his balls on the receiver of the phone before checking out and then calls the room the next night and just laughs and laughs.