ASA to take 7 Comair aircraft a month

[Jmoney]

The Palm.....

"That reminds me, when we get home I'm gonna punch yo momma in the mouth"!

"There is no way, no way, you could come from my loins"!!!

Sounds just like something "the palm" would say!

-"Mess with the plam, get the whole hand..."

 

[Stifler's Mom]

"Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."

 

[greenlight]

"YOU WANT SUMMIN?!?!"

"slush puppy, daddy"

"WE GOT NO TIME FOR THAT $..T!!!"

 

[Richard Gozinya]

Buford T. Justice...GAME ON!!!!!!!!!!

Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry.

Thank you kind lady!

 

[Long Time Gone]

I saw that, you sombitch! You did that on purpose! You're going away till you're gray! I got the evidence!



What the hell is the world coming to?

 

[SPDBRD747400]

"Put the evidence in the car!"

"You moose twit"

 

[SPDBRD747400]

"YOU WANT SUMMIN?!?!"

"slush puppy, daddy"

"WE GOT NO TIME FOR THAT $..T!!!"

Wasn't it "hush puppies" still funny though!

 

[greenlight]

Wasn't it "hush puppies" still funny though!

I just watched that scene with the subtitles on...

I stand corrected..

He also says "WE GOT NO TIME FOR THAT CRAP"

I am deeply embarassed at my misquote and will improve.

 

[SPDBRD747400]

I just watched that scene with the subtitles on...

I stand corrected..

He also says "WE GOT NO TIME FOR THAT CRAP"

I am deeply embarassed at my misquote and will improve.

And the beatings will continue till the moral improves!!

I've watched the Bandit movies a few to many times I think!!!

 

[SPDBRD747400]

Why don't we switch this thread up to "Airplane?"

"Give me Ham on 5 hold the Mayo"

 

[Long Time Gone]

Cause if you mess with the PALM, you get the whole hand....

 

[JustaNumber]

Keep in mind, this is the same guy who blew over a baggage cart in ROA with jetblast just because he was given a 30 minute groundstop and was annoyed. I'll even use capital letters for this next statement. HE IS DANGEROUS

YOU'RE DANGEROUS.
http://www.flixster.com/servlet/embed/video/link/3744538

 

[SiuDude]

I would be careful posting all this stuff here. His wife can easily subpoena flightinfo and get your names and you will all wind up in Gitmo in no time.

 

[kingairpilot]

YOU'RE DANGEROUS.
http://www.flixster.com/servlet/embed/video/link/3744538

Wanna go to the hotel, shower, and then play some volleyball with our shirts off?

 

[gator_hater]

I used to wonder if he got his jollies by seeing if he can tell us all his stories without smiling; that he really is more cleaver than we give him credit for.

Then he got hair plugs.

All in all he's been pretty harmless and a half way decent stick when I've flown with him.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

"Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I'm not proud. I'm amazed."

 

[johnpeace]

Tick turd.

 

[wrigley23]

Wow, all I wanted was some good ole rumor control, I had no idea this can of worms would be opened. If I knew I was talking to a legend I would have listened more.

 

[Long Time Gone]

Shame on you for dissing our legend like that. May you be banished to a life of lite-up wheels, backpacks, and iPods.

 

[Jmoney]

Wow, all I wanted was some good ole rumor control, I had no idea this can of worms would be opened. If I knew I was talking to a legend I would have listened more.

Every airline has its own "General Lee" I'm sure plenty of DAL people think his is just as much of an idiot as we do.