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Crash Pad

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So apparently ASA had some crew member get in a physical altercation with a gate agent that has resulted in formal charges!

Anyone know the story?
"Listen you board my passengers now!"... "We will board in a minute once I close out the Little Rock flight"... Sledge hammer right hook to the jaw.

"Listen whore bag. We board when I am God-darn good and ready. I'll have you know that when I fly my bonus and my star-bucks come first"
 

CaribPilot

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:laugh::laugh: No freakin way, thats gotta be an exaggeration. :laugh:
 

crj567

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It was ME!

I told that slack-ass gate agent to get off her sorry butt and do some work! (I actually had to wake her and wipe a little drool from her keyboard-not all that unusual in the ATL.) Lafawnduh immediately threw her starbucks at me and started taking off her jewlery and shoes. Now-being from the same hood as Vanilla Ice, I know that means she wants to "throw down."

I stated "Look lafawnda-this ain't my first rodeo," while still wiping the starbucks slime off my shirt. A red coat then wandered by and alerted the authorities to the dire nature of the situation "white boy about to get his ass kicked" is what she uttererd into her radio-if I recall correctly.

Finally the cops showed up and pulled me out of the fire (Lafawnduh had at least a buck fifty on me.) I probably was about to get my ass kicked. Poor LaFawnduh got charged with overall laziness and assault on a flight crewmember with a caramal macchiato.

-She will probably get all the charges dropped-she works for ACORN on the side.
 

Roger Dat

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I thought it was funny, and for the most part true. Do you fly in and out of ATL. Look around, work ethic is non existant. Not just at the gate, but all over.....
 

Jack-O-Lantern

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It was ME!

I told that slack-ass gate agent to get off her sorry butt and do some work! (I actually had to wake her and wipe a little drool from her keyboard-not all that unusual in the ATL.) Lafawnduh immediately threw her starbucks at me and started taking off her jewlery and shoes. Now-being from the same hood as Vanilla Ice, I know that means she wants to "throw down."

I stated "Look lafawnda-this ain't my first rodeo," while still wiping the starbucks slime off my shirt. A red coat then wandered by and alerted the authorities to the dire nature of the situation "white boy about to get his ass kicked" is what she uttererd into her radio-if I recall correctly.

Finally the cops showed up and pulled me out of the fire (Lafawnduh had at least a buck fifty on me.) I probably was about to get my ass kicked. Poor LaFawnduh got charged with overall laziness and assault on a flight crewmember with a caramal macchiato.

-She will probably get all the charges dropped-she works for ACORN on the side.


Oh no you Deh-ent!
 

Flybywire44

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ASA pushes OneTeam for D-0. What do they expect? We are informal ramp management with no training in the matter. Most ASA pilots are tactless and type-a personalities who have to prompt dispondant ramp staff. Typical concourse C and D ramp work ethic is the antonym of the effort pilots have and do put into their jobs.

Management should do more to get the ramp off its @$$ so that we can focus more on safety.
 

buscap

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It was ME!

I told that slack-ass gate agent to get off her sorry butt and do some work! (I actually had to wake her and wipe a little drool from her keyboard-not all that unusual in the ATL.) Lafawnduh immediately threw her starbucks at me and started taking off her jewlery and shoes. Now-being from the same hood as Vanilla Ice, I know that means she wants to "throw down."

I stated "Look lafawnda-this ain't my first rodeo," while still wiping the starbucks slime off my shirt. A red coat then wandered by and alerted the authorities to the dire nature of the situation "white boy about to get his ass kicked" is what she uttererd into her radio-if I recall correctly.

Finally the cops showed up and pulled me out of the fire (Lafawnduh had at least a buck fifty on me.) I probably was about to get my ass kicked. Poor LaFawnduh got charged with overall laziness and assault on a flight crewmember with a caramal macchiato.

-She will probably get all the charges dropped-she works for ACORN on the side.

Read this on my phone. Almost crapped myself walking from D to C!!

Funny man!!
 

Stifler's Mom

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What's the real story? What exactly transpired to the point where people felt the need to get physical with eachother?

How much did we invest in our careers to get where we are today as airline pilots? How much did a gate agent invest to get where they are today? We have a hell of a lot more to lose than they do. Not worth the problems that this pilot may be dealing with if it went down the way SH's email made it sound.
 

flyrunner80

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I got a little laugh out of it..... I don't think(or at least I hope) he wasn't speaking about ALL black folk. Going over the edge on the ACORN thing though. Could have kept that to himself. All in all it was a little funny story.
 

IBNAV8R

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Any allusion to ACORN, inferred or otherwise, or any hint that such a group might not be entirely unbiased and/or altruistic is racist.
 

Abernathy

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I get treated more like schitt by gate agents when traveling as a passenger rather than when I'm on duty.
 

CoolSidePillow

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Read this on my phone. Almost crapped myself walking from D to C!!

Funny man!!

You read this on your phone? You go on FI from your phone? You are too pathetic to live please exit the planet as soon as possible. You are using up O2
 

buscap

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You read this on your phone? You go on FI from your phone? You are too pathetic to live please exit the planet as soon as possible. You are using up O2


OMG you are so right!!!

I'm holding my breath now...getting dark...mommy.......
 
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