ASA Flight Logs

[14RF SUX]

Um, actually grasshopper there is one who is more senior...

Will the real #1 please stand up? Have a Pepsi on me.

 

[14RF SUX]

I am well aware of who 14rf SUX is. He has my full respect for all that he has done and been through, but I am not pretuning anyone's radio. As previously posted, the idea is to keep the cockpit clean. Now if we could all just unpeel ourselves from the FI ceiling and notice the humor in this entire thread I think we could all get back to our regularly scheduled lives. Once again I will put a few more smiles in my post.:laugh:

Fine, I'll do it myself then. But then I'm going to spawn a corn-backed trout in your mailbox.

 

[Long Time Gone]

Now that's nasty.

 

[bigshooter107]

Well put.

 

[McNugent]

People that get their pantys in a wad over every little detail of how the previous crew left the airplane have way too much time on their hands. I can understand the common courtesy issues: open drink bottles left in holder, crumbs everywhere, etc. etc. But when some moron puts a note in my box pissed off because I didn't remove the mostly empty trash bag and didn't have time to take in the log pages because I had a 40 minute aircraft and terminal swap in ATL, they just need to get a life. If the previous crew forgets the trash or the log pages, I have no problem doing it myself. Get a grip people.

 

[ASA_Aviator]

People that get their pantys in a wad over every little detail of how the previous crew left the airplane have way too much time on their hands. I can understand the common courtesy issues: open drink bottles left in holder, crumbs everywhere, etc. etc. But when some moron puts a note in my box pissed off because I didn't remove the mostly empty trash bag and didn't have time to take in the log pages because I had a 40 minute aircraft and terminal swap in ATL, they just need to get a life. If the previous crew forgets the trash or the log pages, I have no problem doing it myself. Get a grip people.

I love it when you get a note in your box, and the sender isn't man enough to sign it. Cowards...

 

[McNugent]

I love it when you get a note in your box, and the sender isn't man enough to sign it. Cowards...

agreed, if you're going to put sometime in my box at least let me know who you are so I can retaliate!

 

[socrates1]

14RF SUX

I'm not the Coke guy, but I loved the Pepsi post. That was great. I don't post here often, but know and respect both you and Coke guy.

Cheers

Socrates

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I like what good ol' Don C (ATR Capt) did in the D Concourse a few weeks back.

He took a left over garbage bag, addressed both the Capt and FO by name, taped it to the crewroom wall using deferral stickers, and told them that their mommy and daddy didn't work at ASA, so to clean up after themselves.

 

[John Pennekamp]

I had a 40 minute aircraft and terminal swap in ATL, they just need to get a life. If the previous crew forgets the trash or the log pages, I have no problem doing it myself. Get a grip people.

"A lack of planning on ASA's part does not constitute an emergency on your part".

Screw them, why rush just because some idiot thinks we can do 40 minute turns with a concourse change? take your time, clean up the cockpit, and get a bite to eat while you're at it.

 

[Richard Gozinya]

.....and didn't have time to take in the log pages because I had a 40 minute aircraft and terminal swap in ATL, they just need to get a life. If the previous crew forgets the trash or the log pages, I have no problem doing it myself. Get a grip people.

Thats the problem, people will go in to the crew lounge to scratch their ass, check their flight home status, check crew trac, but won't take the time to turn in the sheets we get paid off. Thats just down right childish! If you are changing concourses, you can't tell me you don't go by the crew lounge to ride the elevator. Once again, we get paid off these dam sheets! Don't leave them in the airplane! And we ain't yo' beyatch!!! Clean up your fvckin' mess.

Dick Gozinya

 

[yournextFO]

I with you on this, crossed seat belts are a pain in the bum, literally!

So you're the guy who keeps crossing the seatbelts...

Please explain that to me. When I come out to an airplane, I sit down in my seat directly on top of your pretty crossed seat belts. I then have to do some sort of backwards leaning handstand to get your seat belts out from under me, then I throw them where they are supposed to be on the side of the seat.

Amazingly they stay where put for the entire time and I sit there with confidence that I can reach down and put them on when I need them.