ASA Captain vomits in the cockpit?

[777forever]

Couple weeks ago right before my flight had some pizza from this place called Familiga or something in IAD on A. Right after T/O on the way to LGA heard my stomach rumble and just a few seconds after that felt like a BOWLING BALL was trying to drop out. LONGEST FLIGHT OF MY LIFE!!! Thought was going to pass out while making radio transmissions and holding on at the same time. One of the best feelings of relief I've ever had in my life was when I hit that toilet in LGA. Didn't even use a seat cover. Needed to go that BAD.

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

...when I hit that toilet in LGA. Didn't even use a seat cover. Needed to go that BAD.

No paper azz gasket? Yikes!

 

[cksport]

Popeyes on C

Definitely a possibility!

 

[OCP]

A sensitive gag reflex and a "large" FO...

Funniest one!

 

[Raoul Duke]

did anyone audit the mini bottles to see how many were missing?

 

[JumpersAway]

Couple weeks ago right before my flight had some pizza from this place called Familiga or something in IAD on A. Right after T/O on the way to LGA heard my stomach rumble and just a few seconds after that felt like a BOWLING BALL was trying to drop out. LONGEST FLIGHT OF MY LIFE!!! Thought was going to pass out while making radio transmissions and holding on at the same time. One of the best feelings of relief I've ever had in my life was when I hit that toilet in LGA. Didn't even use a seat cover. Needed to go that BAD.

I used to be shy about using the lav..........not any more. Why go through the discomfort of that? Man up, tuck the USA Today under the arm, and make the walk to the back. When I've gotta' go, I've gotta go................

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

I used to be shy about using the lav..........not any more. Why go through the discomfort of that? Man up, tuck the USA Today under the arm, and make the walk to the back. When I've gotta' go, I've gotta go................

Indeed. Go proud, loud and stinky, I say!

 

[aveator]

this thread makes me want to hurl!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[atpcliff]

Hi!

Marine Grunt:

Now multiply that times 50 years and it will smell like a T-37...

Hahahahaha! THAT is funny!
I threw up on my first T-37 flight. My instructor had a perfect rating, 100% of his 1st flight students puked. We were doing pattern work at a satellite field and he was demonstrating the pattern, using 5G pullups from takeoff to crosswind. NICE!

and

Recently had a flight. In the van, thought the capt was tired. When he got to the plane, he said he didn't feel well. He said he didn't want any water, as it might make him throw up. I told him maybe he shouldn't fly, but he said he was OK.

Then, he left the plane to go throw up in the grass at the side of the ramp. I told him he was done, that I was calling the other capt, and that I was sending him home. He kind of objected, but I think he was happy that I was making him go home.

cliff
LFW

 

[SEVEN]

It was Jake the Bachelor.

 

[CFI2766]

Just show me a picture of a tweet and I'll show you my lunch. Yup, that bad, just from fam flights. Knowing then what I know now, there's a few IPs from Columbus that I'd like to meet again...yes I would.


Also, +1 on the no fear to use the lav thing. Walk with pride, I say.

 

[WSurf]

Damn this thread gave me a nice laugh! Nice work you regional pukes!!

 

[Captain Morgan]

I used to be shy about using the lav..........not any more. Why go through the discomfort of that? Man up, tuck the USA Today under the arm, and make the walk to the back. When I've gotta' go, I've gotta go................

Hell yes!!! I've taken a dump over 5 states now... most of the time it's Pennsylvania.

 

[no1pilot2000]

When the pilot hurled, was it smooth or chunky style? Plop...plop. fizz...fizz, or what a relief it is.

 

[WayBack]

When the pilot hurled, was it smooth or chunky style? Plop...plop. fizz...fizz, or what a relief it is.

I heard it was all Ramen noodles and Tang.