ASA Captain vomits in the cockpit?

[JumpersAway]

Couple weeks ago right before my flight had some pizza from this place called Familiga or something in IAD on A. Right after T/O on the way to LGA heard my stomach rumble and just a few seconds after that felt like a BOWLING BALL was trying to drop out. LONGEST FLIGHT OF MY LIFE!!! Thought was going to pass out while making radio transmissions and holding on at the same time. One of the best feelings of relief I've ever had in my life was when I hit that toilet in LGA. Didn't even use a seat cover. Needed to go that BAD.

I used to be shy about using the lav..........not any more. Why go through the discomfort of that? Man up, tuck the USA Today under the arm, and make the walk to the back. When I've gotta' go, I've gotta go................

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

I used to be shy about using the lav..........not any more. Why go through the discomfort of that? Man up, tuck the USA Today under the arm, and make the walk to the back. When I've gotta' go, I've gotta go................

Indeed. Go proud, loud and stinky, I say!

 

[aveator]

this thread makes me want to hurl!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[atpcliff]

Hi!

Marine Grunt:

Now multiply that times 50 years and it will smell like a T-37...

Hahahahaha! THAT is funny!
I threw up on my first T-37 flight. My instructor had a perfect rating, 100% of his 1st flight students puked. We were doing pattern work at a satellite field and he was demonstrating the pattern, using 5G pullups from takeoff to crosswind. NICE!

and

Recently had a flight. In the van, thought the capt was tired. When he got to the plane, he said he didn't feel well. He said he didn't want any water, as it might make him throw up. I told him maybe he shouldn't fly, but he said he was OK.

Then, he left the plane to go throw up in the grass at the side of the ramp. I told him he was done, that I was calling the other capt, and that I was sending him home. He kind of objected, but I think he was happy that I was making him go home.

cliff
LFW

 

[SEVEN]

It was Jake the Bachelor.

 

[CFI2766]

Just show me a picture of a tweet and I'll show you my lunch. Yup, that bad, just from fam flights. Knowing then what I know now, there's a few IPs from Columbus that I'd like to meet again...yes I would.


Also, +1 on the no fear to use the lav thing. Walk with pride, I say.

 

[WSurf]

Damn this thread gave me a nice laugh! Nice work you regional pukes!!

 

[Captain Morgan]

I used to be shy about using the lav..........not any more. Why go through the discomfort of that? Man up, tuck the USA Today under the arm, and make the walk to the back. When I've gotta' go, I've gotta go................

Hell yes!!! I've taken a dump over 5 states now... most of the time it's Pennsylvania.

 

[no1pilot2000]

When the pilot hurled, was it smooth or chunky style? Plop...plop. fizz...fizz, or what a relief it is.

 

[WayBack]

When the pilot hurled, was it smooth or chunky style? Plop...plop. fizz...fizz, or what a relief it is.

I heard it was all Ramen noodles and Tang.

 

[AWACoff]

Couple weeks ago right before my flight had some pizza from this place called Familiga or something in IAD on A. Right after T/O on the way to LGA heard my stomach rumble and just a few seconds after that felt like a BOWLING BALL was trying to drop out. LONGEST FLIGHT OF MY LIFE!!! Thought was going to pass out while making radio transmissions and holding on at the same time. One of the best feelings of relief I've ever had in my life was when I hit that toilet in LGA. Didn't even use a seat cover. Needed to go that BAD.

My favorite flight was coming out of YYC to DCA. I told the FAMs prior to departure that we wouldn't be leaving the cockpit unless it was an emergency. Full boat, 50 peeps. V1, Rotate, gurgle gurgle GURGLE!!! I tell the FO I gotta go, ring the FA and tell her to get her ass in cockpit. 42 blessed feet later while under the wide eyed gaze of the FAMs, I unleashed a holocaust. I'm pretty sure there was collateral damage at row 13. It was really enjoyable getting to explore the full capabilities of the CRJ lav every 60 minutes for the rest of the day. Those things can really take a beating.

 

[belchfire]

Ah...regional aircraft with lavs...

That's cheating!

 

[be-400xpdriver]

Did the FO make the Capt. smell his "stinky pinky" from the FA?

 

[Flybywire44]

What is the deal with the ASA CA who puked in the cockpit yesterday? Heard that the FO himself nearly upchucked from the smell. Even the FA could smell it.

Maybe he ate the wrong food, had the flu or dropped the eat on his finger and the shock of the drop sent him into a minor shock that made him nauseous...

 

[sunlitpath]

I love throwing-up in the cockpit. It gives me something to do, since we can't read any more...

 

[BushwickBill]

I heard it was all Ramen noodles and Tang.

Hahahahahahaha! So true!

 

[SEVEN]

Time for some scope.

 

[McNugent]

I puked my guts out LEX-CVG one day. 63 miles of pure hell. No time to go to the lav, and the captain just sat there and laughed at me! Jackass

 

[DrewBlows]

What is the deal with the ASA CA who puked in the cockpit yesterday? Heard that the FO himself nearly upchucked from the smell. Even the FA could smell it.

I heard it was because regional airline pilots are not professional.

 

[WAZUP]

Lories diner in SFO. I will never eat there again, I lost it on the way back from our EUG turn. Confined to my hotel bed the rest of the day. I missed happy hour and everything!